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Johnny Zoloft 11-09-2002 06:30 PM
i'm turning seventeen on Monday
 
what should i ask for for my birthday? i really have no clue.

The Gaddrow 11-09-2002 06:57 PM
Happy Birthday, yo.

Ask for a puppy. Puppies rock.

Johnny Zoloft 11-09-2002 07:05 PM
already got a puppy. and a kitty.

i've got no ideas.

hereisnowhy 11-09-2002 07:44 PM
Exotic candy.

jenn 11-09-2002 07:51 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by killtheyouth
A Vietnamese mail order bride.
he's 17!

ask for a car.

Johnny Zoloft 11-09-2002 08:05 PM
i've already got a car.

Shattered 11-09-2002 11:23 PM
A purple unicorn with pink polka dots that could fly..uh.. unless you already have one of course..=/

Squashing Pineapples 11-09-2002 11:30 PM
You're so young! I miss when my age still had "teen" on it.
Anyway, ask for a Real Doll www.realdoll.com

Ghetto_Squirrel 11-09-2002 11:31 PM
17th birthdays suck.

At 16, you can drive, and at 18 you can buy lottery tickets, porn, and cigarettes, and vote. I think the only thing you get when you're 17 is the ability to get into R-rated movies.

Ghetto_Squirrel 11-09-2002 11:34 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Johnny Zoloft
i've already got a car.
A hydraulic lift kit.

Johnny Zoloft 11-10-2002 01:56 AM
mom, can i have a Real Doll?

http://www.realdoll.com/Maledoll/md08.jpg

Shattered 11-10-2002 02:03 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Johnny Zoloft
mom, can i have a Real Doll?

*shudderz*

..Some of those dolls look pretty damn scary..I don't think I could bring myself to actually..you know.."do" one of those dolls..

Johnny Zoloft 11-10-2002 02:05 AM
but they look pretty life-like when you aren't exactly looking at their face...as in when they're plastic asses are in the air.

strange_one 11-10-2002 08:06 AM
that is a pretty small p3nis on that doll


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