fun with yahoo chat
 

termite_928: HAY
phlegmatic_discourse: hmm?
termite_928: HHHHMMMMMM TO U
termite_928: ARE U TRIPING
termite_928: WHATS UP
phlegmatic_discourse: no, not tripping.
phlegmatic_discourse: a little buzzed.
phlegmatic_discourse: but obviously not enough.
termite_928: KOOOL
termite_928: I WISH I WAS BUZZED
phlegmatic_discourse: yeah well...it's not all it was 10 years ago.
termite_928: I DONT UNDERSTAND
phlegmatic_discourse: oh
termite_928: HOW OLD ARE U
phlegmatic_discourse: why does it matter how old i am?
phlegmatic_discourse: is it in any way relevant?
termite_928: BECAUSE
phlegmatic_discourse: oh
termite_928: IT IS IMPORTANT
termite_928: THE TRUTH
phlegmatic_discourse: i fail to see why it's important.
phlegmatic_discourse: heh
phlegmatic_discourse: the truth, huh?
termite_928: YES
termite_928: WHY NOT
phlegmatic_discourse: i'm 25
termite_928: WHY IS THIS TAKING SO LONG
phlegmatic_discourse: it says so in my profile.
phlegmatic_discourse: comprende?
termite_928: SIMON
termite_928: 25 IS A VERY GOOD AGE
phlegmatic_discourse: you've surpassed 25?
phlegmatic_discourse: is english your primary language or no?
phlegmatic_discourse: just to clarify that.
termite_928: WHAT DO U MEAN PRIMARY
termite_928: FIRST
phlegmatic_discourse: yes indeed that it was i meant.
phlegmatic_discourse:
termite_928: NO
phlegmatic_discourse: and no offense.
phlegmatic_discourse: okay
phlegmatic_discourse: i just wanted to make sure that you weren't an idiot.
termite_928: IT WAS SPANISH
phlegmatic_discourse: what?
phlegmatic_discourse: spanish is your primary language?
termite_928: IM CHICANO
phlegmatic_discourse: okay.
termite_928: AND YOUR LOVELY SELF??
phlegmatic_discourse: i am a generic american.
phlegmatic_discourse: not anything spectacular.
termite_928: OOOHHH
termite_928: DO U KNOW HOW OLD I AM
phlegmatic_discourse: i wouldn't have a clue as to how old you are.
termite_928: IM 22
termite_928: HOW DOES THAT SOUND
phlegmatic_discourse: how does it sound in relation to what?
termite_928: IN RELATION TO U BEING 26 AND IM BEING 22
phlegmatic_discourse: oh
phlegmatic_discourse: well
phlegmatic_discourse: why would it matter anyway?
termite_928: WHERE U FROM
phlegmatic_discourse: i live near chicago
termite_928: IM IN ARIZONA
termite_928: IN THE HEAT
phlegmatic_discourse: i could never deal with all that sun
phlegmatic_discourse: how horrible for you.
termite_928: HOW DO U LOOK?????
termite_928: ???????????????????????
phlegmatic_discourse: i am 5'1" and i weigh 360lbs.
phlegmatic_discourse: and i have red hair
termite_928: DAMM YOUR BIG
phlegmatic_discourse: no i'm not
phlegmatic_discourse: well, okay maybe i am a little big.
phlegmatic_discourse: must you be so judgemental?
phlegmatic_discourse: that's so shallow of you.
phlegmatic_discourse: haven't you seen shallow hal?
termite_928: WELL U 360 DAMMM
termite_928: NO
phlegmatic_discourse: good job on making a girl feel like shit.
termite_928: LATER
phlegmatic_discourse: i will have you know that i posed twice for 'Roll Me In Flour' TWICE!
phlegmatic_discourse: asshole
termite_928: MY DICK I LONG ENOUGH TO REACH YOUR PUSSY OK SO SHUT THE FUCK UP
phlegmatic_discourse: OKAY LOSER!
phlegmatic_discourse: WAY TO GO TRYING TO SCORE ON THE INTRAWEB!
phlegmatic_discourse: FUCKTARD!

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At first he reminds me of that HELLO MORTAL transcript where the guy pretends to be the 1yr old girl

Hey Oblivious. Where's the weed at. I just moved to the Midwest and can't score any bud. They tell me you're the one to talk to.

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Texas is the reason that the President's dead.

JUST SAY NO!