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Tessellation 11-08-2002 07:27 PM

This is a photo of Mel Gibson dressed as Jesus...
 
for the film "the passion"(does Peter Gabriel know about this?) Of course, Jesus would have been two feet shorter and far tanner, but...:


http://www.melgibsonnews.com/images/jesusfrancesco.jpg

ammy 11-08-2002 07:28 PM

Re: This is a photo of Mel Gibson dressed as Jesus...
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Tessellation
far tanner, but...:

you mean of a compleatly different race, yes? that's what i thought

Tessellation 11-08-2002 07:31 PM

Re: Re: This is a photo of Mel Gibson dressed as Jesus...
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Ammy


you mean of a compleatly different race, yes? that's what i thought


correct.

Kalsedony 11-08-2002 07:37 PM

Why the fuck do they always make Jesus white? I was watching this old Hanna-Barbara cartoon, about Jesus's death and resurrection, and it was actually quite good, except for the glaringly obvious fact that Jesus was the whitest-white boy in the whole damn cartoon. I mean, shit, they were detailed enough to make the diciples at least sort-of ethnic looking, but Jesus looked and sounded like a freak.

Kalsedony 11-08-2002 07:39 PM

Two things I forgot to mention:

Hanna-Barbara made Jesus make the gay decorator sound manly.

Either Jesus is always portrayed as white, or those black religions make him black. I don't get either one of the concepts.

jenn 11-08-2002 07:39 PM

i once saw a talk show where a bunch of KKK members were talking about how their faith in god blah blah blah...makes them superior. then someone mentioned that christ wasn't white- and they were like "fuck him then". it was funny.

Kalsedony 11-08-2002 07:45 PM

I love those episodes of Jerry Springer where the KKK is featured. They're so much like fourteen-year-old white hicks that it's amazing.

"Hey! Let's find a nigger, tie him to the back of our truck, and drive around really fast for fifty or sixty miles!"

"Cool!"

"Oh, shit, wait...no blacks live anywhere near here."

"Well...we could always tie a Mexican to the back of the truck."

"Alright!"

11-09-2002 12:52 AM

that's not Mel its his stunt double. or Stunt Jesus, as it were.

hereisnowhy 11-09-2002 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ugly
Stunt Jesus
*waits until he can have a custom title*

The Gaddrow 11-09-2002 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kalsedony
but Jesus looked and sounded like a freak.
heh.

Peuloxian Cherub 11-09-2002 05:19 PM

http://www.adamsandler.com/02_sandle...lg_nicky11.jpg

bwahahahaaaa


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