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Mayfuck 09-30-2002 11:38 AM

Anyone been in jail?
 
I think I'm going to end up there this week.

jenn 09-30-2002 11:41 AM

ok everyone, start a collection for julio's bail money. i put $5 in the pot.

Mayfuck 09-30-2002 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by melancholia:
ok everyone, start a collection for julio's bail money. i put $5 in the pot.

It's for rape.

jenn 09-30-2002 11:43 AM

*takes her $5 back*

watch your cornhole man.

Squashing Pineapples 09-30-2002 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mayfuck:
It's for rape.

samsa?

Oblivious 09-30-2002 12:10 PM

YEAH RIGHT.

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Elvis The Fat Years 09-30-2002 12:19 PM

i said no but he wouldn't stop.

StillBecomingApart 09-30-2002 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mayfuck:
It's for rape.

Rape is legal if she enjoyes it! http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif

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Oblivious 09-30-2002 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elvis The Fat Years:
i said no but he wouldn't stop.

you would never say no.

Elvis The Fat Years 09-30-2002 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oblivious:
you would never say no.

i think you just called me a slut.

Oblivious 09-30-2002 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elvis The Fat Years:
i think you just called me a slut.

lol! slut! lol!

INFECTED 09-30-2002 12:34 PM

if it shuts her up...

Debaser 09-30-2002 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by StillBecomingApart:
Rape is legal if she enjoyes it! http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif


wow you just nailed the underlying theme of almost all japanese porn cartoons.

severin 09-30-2002 02:44 PM

"help, help, i'm being raped!!!"
"shut up you stupid cunt, i don't need any help!"

Orchestra 09-30-2002 03:39 PM

Julios gonna get fucked in his poop-shute

Tessellation 09-30-2002 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Debaser:
wow you just nailed the underlying theme of almost all japanese porn cartoons.

wow, you just stereotyped an entire genre of film. Watch "my neighbor totoro" or "memories" you stupid piece of shit...

Peuloxian Cherub 09-30-2002 03:59 PM

raperaperape. can girls rape guys?

twice 09-30-2002 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peuloxian Cherub:
raperaperape. can girls rape guys?

i do it all the time.


bonsor 09-30-2002 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tessellation:
wow, you just stereotyped an entire genre of film. Watch "my neighbor totoro" or "memories" you stupid piece of shit...

You watch cartoon porn.

StillBecomingApart 09-30-2002 05:48 PM

LOL!

I started a flame!!

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Affect 09-30-2002 06:02 PM

What a fag.

ZERO 09-30-2002 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by StillBecomingApart:
LOL!

I started a flame!!



Debaser 09-30-2002 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tessellation:
wow, you just stereotyped an entire genre of film. Watch "my neighbor totoro" or "memories" you stupid piece of shit...

SORRY...I...GUESS...YOU...TAKE...YOUR...JAPANESE PORNO CARTOONS....MORE SERIOUSLY...THAN I...ER...UH...YEAH

FearFactory 09-30-2002 06:10 PM

Gee, another Mexican in jail... I fail to see why it's so great that you might go.

Maybe you can wear a mask and pretend you're Rey Mysterio, Jr.

Samsa 09-30-2002 06:11 PM

he got in trouble for driving his un-registered car. he has to go to court and 'post bail'. maybe jail would make him find allah and turn his life around or something

Orchestra 09-30-2002 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FearFactory:
Gee, another Mexican in jail... I fail to see why it's so great that you might go.

Maybe you can wear a mask and pretend you're Rey Mysterio, Jr.

I'm sorry Julio but....
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Cactuar 09-30-2002 11:46 PM

ITS NOT RAPE ITS SURPRISE SEX.

Boner 09-30-2002 11:55 PM

I got arrested in upstate New York for driving too slow. They put me in jail with killers, rapists, and thieves for driving too slow.

First thing you better learn if you're in prison is that you better make it sound like whatever you did was real bad.

"Say man what you in here fo?"

"Say man I was driving too slow! I was driving real slow. Just schmozing along. I'll slow drive all over your ass fool."

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Ihaman 09-30-2002 11:57 PM

LOL@THIS THREAD

Travis Meekz 10-01-2002 12:09 AM

I was for like 2 hours after a dui. Luckly I had the bail money in my account.


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