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bonsor 11-07-2002 06:12 PM
Post your favorite Dennis Miller quotes here
 
"This thing [O.J. Simpson Trial] is going slower than Jimmy Stewart reciting the Mahabharata on the back of an arthritic tortise that is munching a quaalude on a humid sunday afternoon in a hammock hung between two trees in the intensified gravity of the planet Jupiter."

"Now I was your average student in high school. I got more C's than a mexican couple reaching simultaneous orgasm."

"The only reason Steely Dan's new album sold so well this year is because the old farts who bought it still haven't figured out how to download it for free."

beef curtains 11-07-2002 06:13 PM
http://www.wsu.edu/~swinn/seizure.gif

bonsor 11-07-2002 06:14 PM
"Shannon is a fat bitch" - Dennis Miller

beef curtains 11-07-2002 06:16 PM
******, replies like that are why you win the award.

don't worry, you don't have to compete anymore, i already granted it to you.
save your efforts for someone else

Affect 11-07-2002 06:16 PM
DML


Experts recommend building your confidence by finding some small, fun task you're good at, and making it your hobby. In my case, it's tearing down the self-esteem of those around me in barely perceptible ways. That way, I can increase my relative self-confidence twice as fast.

bonsor 11-07-2002 06:18 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by So very sad about me
******, replies like that are why you win the award.

don't worry, you don't have to compete anymore, i already granted it to you.
save your efforts for someone else
Seeking your mensa-class approval is a goal of mine. I am suicidally disappointed with myself.

beef curtains 11-07-2002 06:20 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by ******
Seeking your mensa-class approval is a goal of mine. I am suicidally disappointed with myself.
OMG HOW OLD ARE YOU!!!! I HAVEN'T CRACKED A MENSA JOKE SINCE I WAS A PRICK BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL


AGHAGAGAGAGHAHAHAHAAAAAA

bonsor 11-07-2002 06:24 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by So very sad about me


OMG HOW OLD ARE YOU!!!! I HAVEN'T CRACKED A MENSA JOKE SINCE I WAS A PRICK BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL
You say 'prick' like it's a bad thing.

Seriously. What the fuck do you think my goal is here? Am I here to help create a happy haven on the internet where children play and frolic in the dasies?

bonsor 11-07-2002 06:38 PM
"The biggest problem facing citizens of the third world is one quite literally of their own making, and that is over-population. Hey folks one way to conserve precious energy is to NOT FUCK EVERY 12 SECONDS. I have to admit I get a little angry when I read about the starving family consisting of a mother, father and TWENTY-THREE CHILDREN. Fer chrissakes lady, it's a vagina, not a clown car."

beef curtains 11-07-2002 08:45 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by ******
You say 'prick' like it's a bad thing.

Seriously. What the fuck do you think my goal is here? Am I here to help create a happy haven on the internet where children play and frolic in the dasies?
I Think that's why we clash ******.....we're trying to share the same job and it just doesn't work

bonsor 11-07-2002 09:12 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by So very sad about me


I Think that's why we clash ******.....we're trying to share the same job and it just doesn't work
ok. we'll pretend we never have this conversation.

starting now.

fuck you.


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