this is my bio for the program of the play i'm in
 

suze helped a bit :-*

Patrick is very excited to be working with as prestigious a director as Mr. Scott Bailey. Patrick has worked with many great people of the business, including Ingmar Bergman, Alfred Hitchcock, Stanley Kubrick and, most recently, Jackie Chan. After the conclusion of his captivating performance in last year's "All in the Timing," Patrick devoted his attention to a more serious cause: panda procreation. Because of Patrick's hard work, with every Jack In the Box hamburger you purchase, a quarter of a cent goes to the "Save The Rain Forest So Pandas Can Mate" (STRFSPCM) foundation. While acting is the current main focus of Patrick's all-too-hectic life, his true fancy lies with cabbage growing and mountain biking. Sadly, Patrick's love life isn't what it once was. His brief affair with acclaimed actress Winona Ryder ended after an unfortunate quandary, in which one day he found all of his designer shirts (and her) missing. Patrick would like to thank God for all of the help She has provided in furthering his humanitarian efforts.


good?

I like it.

Re: this is my bio for the program of the play i'm in
 

My favorite part:

those were always the best ones, man. My parents always made me do it all nice and stuff. Good job, you and Samsa.