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Jesse 11-07-2002 12:11 AM
tonight I masturbated..and...
 
I was watching some Bangbus and shot my load into a paper towel. I set the paper towel on the couch. I then went and washed my hands and fixed an Arby's Beef and Cheddar and proceeded to watch Southpark. Well, I got some cheese on my mouth, and remember that first paper towel! I recognized that unmistakable smell of semi-old semen. That's all.

Smiley33 11-07-2002 12:12 AM
WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH YOU GUYS


reading that made me feel ill.

peabody 11-07-2002 12:13 AM
that's HOT

Jesse 11-07-2002 12:19 AM
i think i mumbled something along the lines of "fucking sick fuck fuck"

meow 11-07-2002 12:24 AM
NOW ALL NETPHORIANS WILL NEVER EAT AT ARBYS

THEY WILL GO OUT OF BUSINESS. HUNDREDS OF LIVES WILL BE RUINED

I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY.

meow 11-07-2002 12:25 AM
OMG YOU FORGOT TO STATE THE BRAND OF PAPER TOWEL

Jesse 11-07-2002 12:26 AM
CVS pharmacy paper towels

Smiley33 11-07-2002 12:37 AM
I LOVE MEOW!

meow 11-07-2002 12:48 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Jesse
CVS pharmacy paper towels
BUY SOME BOUNTY YOU CHEAP FUCK

Cactuar 11-07-2002 12:50 AM
Haha this thread rules

Lie 11-07-2002 12:55 AM
Eww...Arby's.

meow 11-07-2002 01:08 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Smiley33
I LOVE MEOW!

I LOVE SMILEY33

James Eats Pez 11-07-2002 01:12 AM
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eye spy

TheJoker 11-07-2002 02:03 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by killtheyouth
I'm sure every guy here has eaten right after whacking off and forgotten to wash his hands. It could have been worse...it could have been wet and slimy.
I rarely wash my hands after whacking off. I only do if it gets all over my hands. I usually rub it on the carpet.:D

relaxor! 11-07-2002 02:22 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by TheJoker


I rarely wash my hands after whacking off. I only do if it gets all over my hands. I usually rub it on the carpet.:D
Hmmm, gosh that's gross.

strange_one 11-07-2002 02:26 AM
the least you could have done is take the paper towl from the couch and put it in the bin dude

tear stained glass 11-07-2002 02:33 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by strange_one
the least you could have done is take the paper towl from the couch and put it in the bin dude
Or he could've done it in the shower.

TheJoker 11-07-2002 02:48 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by tear stained glass
Or he could've done it in the shower.
That's where I go to do my business now, well for the most part.

TheJoker 11-07-2002 02:54 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by killtheyouth
Yeah, the shower rules.

so whats everyones policy on whacking off in community showers in the dorms? I mean, hey as long as it goes down the drain, right?

Unless you all disagree, in which case that's fucking gross and i'll cap the perv that does that shit.
Cool with me. What I do is wipe a rag going down towards the drain so it picks up any stray gizz.

11-07-2002 03:20 AM
hahaha, awesome story!

one time I jerked off, wiped off my hands and then took a walk to order some pizza. (I was planning to wash my hands when I came home with it) anyway, I run into this dude I kinda vaugely not really know and he's trashed so he gives me a high five so I naturally return it . . . not knowing that I used the hand that I had just jerked off with 5 minutes ago.

mmmm, I want pizza now. see if its open... *leaves*

Smiley33 11-07-2002 01:39 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Graveflower
i've intentionally tasted my jizz a few times.
A few times? Sean, we all know what you keep inside your mayonnaise jar.


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