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Irrelevant

11-06-2002 11:01 PM

if you shoot yourself in the head with a rifle

are you guaranteed to die pretty much instantly?

just wondering.

Smiley33

11-06-2002 11:04 PM

Do you need me to refer you to the suicide hotline?

Irrelevant

11-06-2002 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Smiley33
Do you need me to refer you to the suicide hotline?

would they give me a yes/no answer?

Smiley33

11-06-2002 11:05 PM

http://users.ev1.net/~medosier/Silly...ter%20help.GIF

nobody does it like MSN.

Smiley33

11-06-2002 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Irrelevant

would they give me a yes/no answer?

You know, they just might.

frail_and_bedazzled

11-06-2002 11:09 PM

maybe? then maybe you'd just fuck up and end up a vegetable for the rest of your life.

Mayfuck

11-06-2002 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by frail_and_bedazzled
maybe? then maybe you'd just fuck up and end up a vegetable for the rest of your life.

This is what happened to me.

pills

11-06-2002 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mayfuck

This is what happened to me.

oooooooh.

Cactuar

11-06-2002 11:13 PM

I really don't like this thread.

Irrelevant

11-06-2002 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by killtheyouth
If you put it in your mouth and aim out towards the top/back of your head, the bullet will mushroom and pretty much liquify most of your brain and leave a nice and large exit wound.

Yeah, you'll be dead instantly.

ok, thanks.

Squashing Pineapples

11-06-2002 11:36 PM

Don't do it!
It would be a bad move!
http://foody.org/atheist/images/miss-cleo.jpg

Oblivious

11-07-2002 12:05 AM

i had a friend in high school that blew his head off with a .22. they said that he died instantly. i guess it was rathr messy towards the back of his head but he still had an open casket - they just put a baseball cap on him. which was weird. cause he never wore a cap.

but if you aim wrong. yeah. vegetation for life.

Elvis The Fat Years

11-07-2002 12:40 AM

my friend blew his head off with a 9mm a couple months ago. he lived for a little while but then he died.

Why Am I So Ugly?

11-07-2002 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oblivious
they just put a baseball cap on him. which was weird. cause he never wore a cap.

im sorry but hahahaha

Apart

11-07-2002 12:48 AM

in rare cases, people have shot their own heads with shotguns and survived. so take a guess, moron.

Apart

11-07-2002 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Smiley33
http://users.ev1.net/~medosier/Silly...ter%20help.GIF

nobody does it like MSN.

something you're very familiar with i see....how fitting.

Lie	11-07-2002 12:50 AM

I want to kill myself with a pastry.

Ketchup

11-07-2002 01:29 AM

just get a really big gun.. you're guaranteed instant deth!

:rockon:

relaxor!

11-07-2002 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by killtheyouth

not like it matters, because you won't even realize it. + if you have a living will and are over 18 you can make them pull the plug if you'd like.

I like your avatar quite a bit. In the search that resulted in the avatar I currently have, I stumbled upon a Spaceman Spiff one, but I decided not to because of your old 3-frame Calvin one.
Good man.

relaxor!

11-07-2002 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by killtheyouth

comic strips rule.

Indeed.

tear stained glass

11-07-2002 01:46 AM

Ever seen Full Metal Jacket? Yeah, just aim it like that and you'll be dead.

tear stained glass

11-07-2002 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by killtheyouth
God has a hard-on for marines!

I was looking for a screenshot of when Pyle shoots himself in the head but I ended up finding one for when they're saying, "This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for fighting, this is for fun," and I ended up masturbating. :o

Oblivious

11-07-2002 02:03 AM

http://www.dromo.com/fusionanomaly/f...pyletoilet.jpg

poor private pyle. :(

Affect

11-07-2002 01:51 PM

Don't fuck it up.

Smiley33

11-07-2002 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Apart

something you're very familiar with i see....how fitting.

yeah. I should change my username to Frowny33. :(

Affect

11-07-2002 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oblivious
i had a friend in high school that blew his head off with a .22. they said that he died instantly. i guess it was rathr messy towards the back of his head but he still had an open casket - they just put a baseball cap on him. which was weird. cause he never wore a cap.

but if you aim wrong. yeah. vegetation for life.

Whatever. .22's don't have normally have enough muzzle velocity to exit the skull. They just bounce around inside the brain cavity, and turn the brain to mush. .22 is a mob favorite. Not too much blood, and just enough umph!

Smiley33

11-07-2002 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Affect
Whatever. .22's don't have normally have enough muzzle velocity to exit the skull. They just bounce around inside the brain cavity, and turn the brain to mush. .22 is a mob favorite. Not too much blood, and just enough umph!

Told you guys. Hitman material.

FearFactory

11-07-2002 05:55 PM

So, if Ryan kills himself... who's gonna take his place as a mod?

Karl Malone

11-07-2002 07:05 PM

Karl Malone use rifle to shoot animals, not peoples.

jenn	11-07-2002 07:32 PM

it killed my dad instantly...thats all i know

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