Hello, my name is Guy Incognito!
 

Homer? Who is homer?

i always picture you as your avatar even though i know what you look like

You could change your name to Homer Junior! The kids could call you "Hoju"!!

Wow! Chocolate! Half-price!

Marge: Homer, I've got somewhere here who thinks he can help!
Homer: Batman?
Marge: No, it's a scientist!
Homer: Batman's a scientist?

"Hmmmm. 'You will recieve a compliment from an attractive co-worker'. oooooh! Lenny?!"

HAHAHAHAHAHA

"Homer, if I may compliment you...."
"Yes??"
"Thats ooooone mighty fine rattle snake you've got hanging off your arm there!"

"Kids... I've got some bad news about LENNY!"
"NOT LENNY!"

"He'll tire out soon enough. Snakes, nature's quitters . . ."

Just promise me you WON'T vote for Lenny!

Lenny, reading off his palm "Max, what I did, I did because of alcohol and anger . . . "

I'm sick of these jokes about my giant hand. It all started in 1974 when....

*FrogMan throwing up on Ms. Krabable.*

"Every moment I live is agony . . . "

Isn't it funny how black people have names like Carl, and white people have names like Lenny?

<3 julez

I will now use the land to hunt the deadliest game of all...

MAN.

or something to that effect

Homer: "Greetings, people of the past!"

Lenny: "Hey, that's us!"

"Someone dishonouring thier marriage vows? Not in las vegas!"

Homer: [trying to disguise his voice] Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
Postal Clerk: Okay, Mr. Burns, uh, what's your first name?
Homer: [brief pause] I don't know.

Homer: Just gimmie my gun!
Gun shop owner: Sorry, the law requires a five day waiting period. We've got to run a ********** check.
Homer: Five days?! But I'm mad now! Grrr, I'd kill you fi I had my gun!
Gun shop owner: Yeah, well, you don't . . .

Moe (on fire): "Haha, whoa, now you're taking advantage of my alcohol-soaked clothes."

Can I borrow a feeling?
Can you lend me a jar of love?
Hurtin' hearts need some healing
Take my hand with your glove of love!

Homer: oh, they drugged the tea! they knew my one weakness!

Lisa: Mom's police tape isn't a toy, Dad.
Homer: Shush, dear. You'll wreck Daddy's fun.
Ned: Bringing in the sheaves, bringing in the -- oh my Lord! Something horrible has happened!
Homer: [snickers, then laughs] Fooled you, Flanders! Made you think your family was dead!

I call the big one bitey!

"i won't drink at moe's
homer's old garage is all i need,
i won't drink at moe's
'cause moe's a big jerk and a she-male too"