i keep farting!
 

so fucking embarassing! not very loud though it's happened twice today though. sitting here on my bed. maybe it'st he position i'm sitting in but i don't know it's coming. it just comes out it's so fucking embarassing. ugh.

Re: i keep farting!
 

Fuck you're sick. Everyone here hates you, except for the gay people. Why don't you just die? Sick ugly ho.

do you have something against gay people?

when im alone i fart constantly.
:farts:
seriously! you shoulda heard it!
:farts:
damn im good

The thread title was only funny cause it said "Samsa" next to it.

Re: i keep farting!
 

That happens to me. As long as it doesn't stink and no one's around, I don't care. That happened to me when people were around, and... yeah... I just... it was during class, so I couldn't get up and leave or anything. Ugh.

Oh My God, YES.

What's so embarrassing about farting when you're not in public?

I do it all the time. (fart) Fuck propriety and ladylikeness!

oh jesus christ. since you people are too stupid to infer shit. there were people in the room both times it happened. thank you.

AndrewMRoutledge: bi
undivine mar tyr: sexual.
AndrewMRoutledge: ly transmitted disease

Yes I do. You people are fucking crazy and Billy hates you all. His music was intended for regular people, not crazy homos. so please fuck off and leave netphoria. everyone sent me private messages and they all support my idea that you leave this board.

please. go away no one likes you it's not worth it just kill yourself

Did this thread really come from Samsa?

sometimes Samsa and I exchange screennames on netphoria.

farting is old hat... queefing is where it's at

I heard the best thing to do (if people will hear it) is to cough loudly as you fart to cover the sound up.

As for the odor...

:think:

girls fart?

I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS COMING

it jujst slipped out

This thread seriously makes me want to vomit.

hah, fuck off dumb cunt

my stomach makes horrible digestion noises recently.

particularly embarrasing in lectures..

even more so when girls start giggling about it.

dammit Samsa, you're so boring and trashy

You should probably cut down on the anal sex. From the sound of it, you're taking it up the ass way too much.

no. it was probably all the caffeine or something. i don't fucking know i have to get dressed. damn you.

You've probably been drinking too much soda. That happens at college for some damn reason.

no i haven't beend rinking much soda lately. especially that day all i'd had was coffee and a bagel.