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wangcomputers 11-06-2002 01:16 PM

if you could swap gender for a day...
 
..what would you do?

i'd have a pyjama party and giggle about boys.

wangcomputers 11-06-2002 01:20 PM

aw, sean.. <3

you seem to be the only one who replies to my extremely fruity threads.

DeviousJ 11-06-2002 01:27 PM

I'd get a catwoman outfit. Meow.

StillBecomingApart 11-06-2002 01:33 PM

I'd do a porno movie.

Salena Child 11-06-2002 01:44 PM

i would try a condom on :o

i would pee out of a moving car.

twice 11-06-2002 03:11 PM

first: look at myself in the mirror.

second: fuck the shit out of a chick.

third: look at myself fucking the shit out of a chick.


....i dunno...seducing all of the heterosexual hot chicks i know seems really appealing.

Shattered 11-06-2002 03:54 PM

I'd probably do all those things the people before me mentioned.. the girl ones anyway.. but I'd probably be too busy playing with my new boobs..

Smiley33 11-06-2002 03:57 PM

I'd run around naked and giggle as my diddle went BOING BOING BOING BOING.

Ketchup 11-06-2002 04:03 PM

i'd get out a cucumber and see how it feels :x
then go to a lesbian-infested place and get some HLA.

THRILLHO 11-06-2002 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ketchup

then go to a lesbian-infested place and get some HLA.

hahaha... HLA! nice acronym.
i'd do that too. right away. within an hour if possible.

jenn 11-06-2002 05:23 PM

i'd have a ton of sex... just to know what it's like from the other end.

Ketchup 11-06-2002 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by THRILLHO


hahaha... HLA! nice acronym.
i'd do that too. right away. within an hour if possible.

i like the cut of your gib. nice avatar.

ChristHimself! 11-06-2002 06:40 PM

Shag big fat hairy men.

No change from usual then :o

strange_one 11-06-2002 07:50 PM

I would totally try and stick some vegetables up my clacker

Sepiae 11-06-2002 07:53 PM

I would jump up and down on the bed naked with an erection. :D

And giggle every time I peed standing up.

DeviousJ 11-06-2002 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sepiae
I would jump up and down on the bed naked with an erection. :D

And giggle every time I peed standing up.

That could pose problems in a public urinal

shaniqua 11-06-2002 08:31 PM

have gay sex.

in front of a mirror.

-Tragedy- 11-06-2002 08:36 PM

scratch my balls.

Shattered 11-06-2002 08:47 PM

All those replies made me laugh..I thank you all..

relaxor! 11-07-2002 01:31 AM

Play with my boobs. If I was a hot female, I would have sex with one of my nerdy freinds. I'm assuming that as a female, I would have the will and the want to do that. I'll get back to you.

Lie 11-07-2002 01:44 AM

Whatever I decided to do would never get done because I'd be too busy playing with myself.

Kentaro 11-07-2002 02:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sepiae
And giggle every time I peed standing up.
That reminds me of what happened on Halloween. I dressed in drag (damn, I was hot...) and was taking a piss at a urinal when one of the guys from my hall came in the bathroom and saw me. I turned my head, said "what's up?" and he busted up laughing. Good times...

If I were a girl, I'd try to get a gig at a strip club:D

BlueStar 11-07-2002 09:38 AM

masturbate
have sex with a hot girl
masturbate
pee standing up (and without having to pull my pants down)
masturbate

wangcomputers 11-07-2002 11:26 AM

i'd pee standing up too.

mmm warm.

James Eats Pez 11-07-2002 11:47 AM

also pee standing up as a girl. of course i'd get all messy but you guys could clean me up

:cool:

Lucy Sky Diamonds 11-07-2002 03:34 PM

write my name in the snow :o
get a blow job

noir cat 11-08-2002 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by twice
first: look at myself in the mirror.

second: fuck the shit out of a chick.

third: look at myself fucking the shit out of a chick.


....i dunno...seducing all of the heterosexual hot chicks i know seems really appealing.

Oh hell, yeah. And then I'll also have homosexual sex with a man. Namely my bf. : )
Actually. He'd probably be really freaked out. That'd be so much fun. And I would pee standing up with him... yeah... *dreams*.

Samsa 11-08-2002 01:46 AM

1) cut off my dick
2)shave my body hair
3)put on a wig
4)put on a dress
5)go about my daily business

Mathboy 11-08-2002 02:26 AM

Nag.

Oblivious 11-08-2002 04:30 AM

circle jerk.


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