Please Vote Tomorrow
 

Please do not fall into the Soviet gag and exercise your rights to show the government your power, which is so opressed by congressmen today.

I am running for representative in Youngstown, OH. Despite being in federal prison, I can show the people in Washington what a real politician is capable of.

Beam me up, Netphoria.

Hey dude! I'm living in your district right now, but I dunno that I want to vote for someone living in prison for the next few years. Don't you have to be on the House floor to participate in voting activities?

tee hees

No sir, that's just what the nincapoops in Washington want you to believe. The reality of it is that I can communicate via telephone to the House and offer my vote in that way.

And with that, I'd still do better than 90% of the congressmen in that damn House. Please do not put your faith and trust in a money-hungry system. Vote for the little guy: Vote for Traficant.

OK. I promise I will vote for you tomorrow, but only if you promise to let me see what you look like without that rug on your head.

We shall see. I believe if you search however, you will find a picture on the internet of my mug shot those Soveit hogs took in my booking. I swear to the Judge that put me in here I will win tomorrow, and make history once again.

First I defended myself and won in federal court: Tomorrow, I defent my seat in the house from federal prision.

Beam me up.

lol. whatever. that luxurious prison cell you're staying in is only about 30 minutes from me. if you win tomorrow, i will personally show up the next day and give you a 1 hour blow job. that's how sure i am that you have no chance.