My hamstrings are sore.
 

This has never happened to me before. wtf. WTF.

I didn't even really notice until I was swinging my keychain at the bottom of my leg and felt pain. It just keeps getting worse. Argh.

Sore muscles suck. Well actually they're kind of fun. Not as fun as cramps though. hoo boy.

I have cancer in my buttocks.

don't even talk. I went snowboarding on wednesday and i couldn't even get out of bed this morning!