So tonight will be the first night I've..
 

Slept alone in 3 weeks. I miss her already:(

YEAH, WELL TONIGHT WILL BE THE MILLIONTH NIGHT I'VE SLEPT WITH MY BOYFRIEND AND ABOUT THE TENTH DAY I HAVEN'T GOTTEN ANY DICK. MY BLOODY VAGINA IS KILLING MY SEX LIFE.

good band.

Hopefully, you've been giving him head.

nymph

Thats an effective way to kill a thread, gives me an idea

I had this grand plan to give him head every day this time, but I've been completely wiped out from work and have passed out way early, so I think I've only done it one day. So he's suffering with me. Some days I think I'll do it in the morning and then I let myself off the hook on the basis that he's enjoying his sleep and I shouldn't wake him up. :)

And women think men don't understand them.

Wrong. Getting head >>>> Sleep

Re: So tonight will be the first night I've..
 

:(

Meh I've been getting plenty on the side just to make up for instances like this.

i've slept alone only a handful of times in months


life is grand

didn't you say in your secret santa request thing that "i love guitar, the smashing pumpkins and my girlfriend!!!!"

classy

I've slept alone for about 22 years now.

That was before she didn't give me head every day like she promised. Bitches gotta pay for their short comings.

that first sentence implied that you made her promise not to give you head.

how guys like you get girls amazes me. let alone how you function in reality using double-negatives.

I can understand how you might read this sentence wrong but its all in how you take it.

"That was before she didn't give me head every day like she promised."

Also I do not see a double negative in the sentence either. As far as how guys like me "get" girls....well my massive amounts of sarcasm that tends to go unnoticed by twits like you might have something do to with it.

I suggest you go back to school and learn what a double negative actually is. While you are there maybe you can find out what sarcasm means as well.

Re: So tonight will be the first night I've..
 

What an ordeal. :rolleyes:

Can't you see that I wanna be
there with open arms
It's empty tonight and I'm all alone
Get me through this one
Do you notice I'm gone?
Where do you run to so far away?

(chorus:)
I want you to know that
I miss you, I miss you so
I want you to know that
I miss you, I miss you so

I'm writing again
These letters to you not much I know
But I'm not sleepin, you're not here
The thought stops my heart
Do you notice I'm gone?
Where do you run to so far away?

(chorus 2x)

No more looking I've found home

(chorus 2x)

I'm gone away...
I'm gone away...

you're all a bunch of pansies and prudes and guys in denial of their gayness and assholes.

I'm in denial of my asshole?

so any more suggestions to help the lady with her sex life??

What lady?

Are you just making up for lost time? You have the last post on all of the boards. :erm

One or both of you should move.

I suggest Southern California.

we're working on it, but thats tempting with this fucking weather :mad:

i want to sleep with both of you.