i had the worst nitemare last nite!!! :o
 

i dreamt that i was looking at myself naked in the mirror...and i had a penis! aside from a vagina i had a fucking penis! i became a shemale or something!
i was freaking out, because i couldnt udnerstand...i thought well i am a girl i have a vagina, but we still get penises anyway? ugh. and it was an ugly penis in fact:(

:(

Though if I had a dream where I had a vagina, I don't know if it would be such a nightmare.

Wait, then I would have to deal with guys. Yeah, that would be bad.

I don't really know what I'm talking about, but I'm thinking about you standing front of your mirror, naked. (sans penis, of course)

oh man :(

*cringe*

was it at least a big one?

perv!

:o

why would you say the penis in the nightmare was ugly?
what do you class as a beautiful penis?

hahahahaha

but did you get head?

that truly is bizarre and worth analyzing or at least pondering on the can. wow thats fucked. hahhaha. this is great. shit. or are you joking? did i miss something. but while were on this topic i once had a dream that a little penis grew off the side of my existing penis. no scrotum or anything, just this mini erect replica sticking off the side. thats fucked up too. i never really gave too much thought to it, but putting it in the context of words really highlights how perverted and abnormal that is

STOP TYPING "NITE". "NITE" ISN'T REAL. IT DOESNT EXIST. NIGHT IS HOW YOU SAY IT. EVEN THOUGH YOUR BUTT IS CUTE AND HOT AND I WANT TO MOLEST IT, IT DOESN'T GIVE YOU THE RITE TO GO AROUND AND SAY "NITE". TEE HEE.