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Originally posted by Samsa
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Three anthropologists are studying an African tribe. Perched carefully in a tree, they are about to witness tribal rituals never seen before by civilized nations. Suddenly, the branch breaks, and they found themselves surrounded with spears at their throats. A man wearing a necklace skull and feathers approaches them. Amazingly, he speaks English.
"You have disturbed our sacred rites. For this, you must be punished," the chief says. He looks at the first anthropologist and says, "Death or bunga bunga for 10 minutes?"
The man, thinking that bunga bunga is certainly better than death, says "bunga bunga." Suddenly, the chief throws him across a log, yanks down his pants, and proceeds to fuck him up the ass for 10 minutes. After he is done, the chief says, "You are free to go."
The chief looks at the second anthropologist and says, "Death or bunga bunga for one hour?" Considering his family, the scientist responds, "bunga bunga." He receives the same treatment as the first man, only this time for an hour. After he is done, the chief releases his victim.
Finally, the chief at the third man and says, "Death or bunga bunga for two hours?" The thjrd anthropologist, figuring he simply could not stand the punishment that long, gulps and responds, "Death."
The chief looks at him with a smile and responds, "Okay. Death by bunga bunga."
