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mpp 02-09-2004 01:36 AM

Standard Spin-Off 14 - Who do you think about when you masturbate?
 
i think about girls i know/girls i've had sex with/fooled around with

is that weird?

twice 02-09-2004 01:37 AM

yes, very.

Axis of Action 02-09-2004 01:37 AM

I think about the girls in the porn I am at that point watching.

bornentertainer 02-09-2004 01:38 AM

Sometimes Viggo Mortensen, sometimes Mark Mulder.

:rofl:

mpp 02-09-2004 01:38 AM

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Originally posted by twice
yes, very.
goddammit

mpp 02-09-2004 01:39 AM

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Originally posted by Graveflower
celebrities :/
like who?

Elvis The Fat Years 02-09-2004 01:40 AM

the zoo

mpp 02-09-2004 01:43 AM

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Originally posted by Graveflower


if you can think of an attractive female one, then I've probably done it

jennifer connelly?

tootsie 02-09-2004 01:45 AM

once i thought about james marsters, and felt very guilty after.

spa ced 02-09-2004 01:45 AM

NOT AUDREY TATOU !

I hope you didn't ejaculate all over her face. :(

mewl 02-09-2004 01:53 AM

i don't think about anyone...:erm

2Marlon2Brando 02-09-2004 01:54 AM

jesus christ.

that bitch kristin 02-09-2004 01:58 AM

i think about clowns.
















































haha *squeak*

spa ced 02-09-2004 02:04 AM

triangles, the instrument and the shape

Ghetto_Squirrel 02-09-2004 02:18 AM

Child autopsy photos.

Toby 02-09-2004 02:18 AM

I think about performing cunnilingus on Shaunna, because I know that would be one hawt fucking encounter :o

2Marlon2Brando 02-09-2004 02:19 AM

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Originally posted by Ghetto_Squirrel
Child autopsy photos.
you win.

Affectation 02-09-2004 02:21 AM

Alcohol and pills.

Fattening Ass 02-09-2004 02:23 AM

people who i think are hott.

spa ced 02-09-2004 02:33 AM

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Originally posted by Graveflower



I don't think abotu stuff like ejaculating on people's faces
that's kind of rude

How considerate of you.

tear stained glass 02-09-2004 02:41 AM

spa ced

spa ced 02-09-2004 02:42 AM

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Originally posted by tear stained glass
spa ced
Imagine me as a Southern Belle with one hand covering my mouth and the other holding up half of my dress.

Ihaman 02-09-2004 02:46 AM

Various good looking people I've seen or encountered throughout the day. I'm a dreamer.

sppunk 02-09-2004 02:47 AM

I haven't masturbated in more than 7 years probably.

2Marlon2Brando 02-09-2004 02:49 AM

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Originally posted by sppunk
I haven't masturbated in more than 7 years probably.
no wonder you listen to so much emo.

Ihaman 02-09-2004 02:49 AM

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Originally posted by sppunk
I haven't masturbated in more than 7 years probably.
Then it was a good thing the post topic wasn't "How often do you masturbate".

Toby 02-09-2004 02:50 AM

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Originally posted by spa ced


Imagine me as a Southern Belle with one hand covering my mouth and the other holding up half of my dress.

I demand a better visual!

sppunk 02-09-2004 02:51 AM

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Originally posted by Ihaman


Then it was a good thing the post topic wasn't "How often do you masturbate".

Your response was much more lame, and was written to seek more attention. My response was a simple retort to the many threads we've had like this today in which I have stayed away from. I am by no means better than people for not jerking off, I just don't enjoy it.

sppunk 02-09-2004 02:51 AM

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Originally posted by 2Marlon2Brando


no wonder you listen to so much emo.

Kathryn gets me off just fine.

spa ced 02-09-2004 02:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Toby
I demand a better visual!
Fine. I've taken off the dress. I'm in a corset.
I'm seductively eating a dill pickle.
The juice is running down my mouth.


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