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BeautifulLoser 01-25-2004 09:35 PM

So I walk in from work on Saturday...
 
...and my fiance is standing in my living room, completely naked, with a copy of The Sims: Deluxe in front of his penis. He smiles real big and says "I got you a present!"

I love him so much. :love:

sppunk 01-25-2004 09:37 PM

Ummm .... I don't know what's worse: him hanging out naked with The Sims ... or you two actually playing The Sims.

BeautifulLoser 01-25-2004 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sppunk
Ummm .... I don't know what's worse: him hanging out naked with The Sims ... or you two actually playing The Sims.
I've never played it before... he knew I wanted to, so he got me a copy. :p

strange_one 01-25-2004 09:41 PM

oh dear

scouse_dave 01-25-2004 09:42 PM

what happens if you bring a friend back for coffee or whatever?

what i'm really asking is...is there a multi-player option on The Sims?

BeautifulLoser 01-25-2004 09:42 PM

I must be the only one that finds it funny. :(

BeautifulLoser 01-25-2004 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by scouse_dave
what happens if you bring a friend back for coffee or whatever?

what i'm really asking is...is there a multi-player option on The Sims?

I don't really have any friends in this town... I don't get along with other Army people at all.

I'm not sure if there's multiplayer or not. I haven't even installed it yet.

mirrar 01-25-2004 09:44 PM

thats horrible!

Cactuar 01-25-2004 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by scouse_dave
what happens if you bring a friend back for coffee or whatever?

what i'm really asking is...is there a multi-player option on The Sims?

there's an online version out there i don't think it did very well

BECAUSE THE SIMS FUCKING SUCK

BeautifulLoser 01-25-2004 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mirror_Untrue
thats horrible!
But why? I thought it was funny!

rkjr 01-25-2004 09:48 PM

You should repay him by hiding a copy of GTA: Vice City in your cooch and letting him dig it out.

(...I've never played The Sims before.)

Sapphire 01-25-2004 09:48 PM

Beautiful Loser is a Something Positive fan.

I'll give her the benefit of the doubt.

beef curtains 01-25-2004 09:49 PM

I think its cute / funny :D

Toby 01-25-2004 09:50 PM

lol!

BeautifulLoser 01-25-2004 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sapphire
Beautiful Loser is a Something Positive fan.

I'll give her the benefit of the doubt.

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Toby 01-25-2004 09:55 PM

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Cactuar 01-25-2004 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by So very sad about me
I think its cute / funny :D
ignore this statement as she thinks dave is cute/funny

:rolleyes:

BeautifulLoser 01-25-2004 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Toby

:rofl:

he's gonna love that

scouse_dave 01-25-2004 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cactuar
ignore this statement as she thinks dave is cute/funny

:rolleyes:

"i was dreaming of the past..."

how's life glenn?

mirrar 01-25-2004 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BeautifulLoser


But why? I thought it was funny!

its funny, but more in a "heh heh heh.....*awkward silence* :erm" way

Orchestra 01-25-2004 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mirror_Untrue
its funny, but more in a "heh heh heh.....*awkward silence* :erm" way
I guess just wearing my long jacket on the plane for when I see you in the airport is a bad idea then

mirrar 01-25-2004 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Orchestra

I guess just wearing my long jacket on the plane for when I see you in the airport is a bad idea then

:rofl: YES!

Cactuar 01-25-2004 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by scouse_dave
"i was dreaming of the past..."

how's life glenn?

i don't get it :confused:

also george's last album before he died :(:(:( is actually really good get it

scouse_dave 01-25-2004 10:23 PM

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Originally posted by Cactuar
i don't get it :confused:

also george's last album before he died :(:(:( is actually really good get it

"i was dreaming of the past" is the first line from Jealous Guy. use your head, lad...

i heard George's last album was good, yeah...i thought it was people just being sound cos he died tho. i know, i'm a right cynical bastard.

Cactuar 01-25-2004 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by scouse_dave
"i was dreaming of the past" is the first line from Jealous Guy. use your head, lad...

i heard George's last album was good, yeah...i thought it was people just being sound cos he died tho. i know, i'm a right cynical bastard.

hay i thought that too :cool:

neopryn 01-25-2004 10:27 PM

why did he have to be naked?

crescentfresh 01-25-2004 10:28 PM

If he had tickets to Paris or a big dildo and cherry lube, it would be understandable.

twice 01-25-2004 10:34 PM

LOLGOODTOKNOW!

BeautifulLoser 01-25-2004 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by neopryn
why did he have to be naked?
It's just our type of humor. We both giggled alot. You wouldn't understand. :(


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