For the girls...
 

pick one

i had a music teacher from 5-6th grade, and we called her Miss TT (thunder thighs). they were enormous! and seriously, for real, looked like a pear. so i picked option 1.

I'm a big ass pear, but not to the extent that I can rest cups on the sides of my ass or anythiing. The thing is I think its more controllable to be pear shaped if you exercise....
I dunno. I've seen a few candied apple girls (like, extreme) and I feel bad for them too but honestly have no clue as I'm on the opposite end of the spectrum. I think its harder for them to lose weight, but then again they could just get boob jobs...

I'm a butternut squash.

can i be a boy? for the longest time looked kinda like one...:o my body did anyways. i have "classic feminine features" or whatever bullshit people say

This thread has made me chortle.

why is it called a messed up pear though? if a pear is right side up wouldn't it be small on top and big on bottom? :think: or am I being stupid? and those pictures are really really scary.

I did a google image search for butternut squash. Here's what I found:

http://www.harrismoran.com/products/...mbutternut.jpg

AND:

http://www.billy-corgan.com/Billy_large.jpg

WTF????????

http://www.lezpic.com/fat/pics/02.jpg



DEAD SEXY!!!!

i voted pear. i don't know why.

i wouldn't say i'm either of those. butternut squash seems like a good description.

:hurl:

Pears rule.
http://www.apo.nmsu.edu/site/directory/kloomis/pear.gif

*fact* I've never met a pear I didn't want to eat
*fact* Pears taste sweet and juicy
*fact* Pear trees can produce fruit up to 100 years
*fact* There are more than 5000 different types of pears

I'm a pear, but I have tits.

PIANO ASS!

i have dated a couple of girls that were pears, but never a girl that was a candied apple.

im a stupid combination of both of them.
no butt, largeish thighs, small tummy, medium-large boobs.
blah. id love to have an ass.

How about balanced, you dumb bitch?

i don't want to sound... conceited i guess, but i'm pretty well proportioned. i have medium-large (C) boobs and i don't know... i curve where i'm supposed to. nothing is out of place. my butt is normal, my hips and thighs are normal...

Yeah, me too. I'm a little overweight but I don't think it's very offensive because everything is where it's supposed to be. If we're getting picky, I could use a little more ass.

I'd rather be the pear if I had to choose, because the candy apple has always freaked me out. I mean that. Freaked. Me. Out.