The man coughed
 

- because his lungs were filled with blood and bile. The world seemed to swim before his eyes. he saw faded images of people he once knew, maybe they were his friends, maybe they were his family. he didn't know. he coughed again and felt something wet and thick come out of his mouth. he closed his eyes and didn't want to look because the pain was too much. And before he died his last thought was "I wish I hadn't unlocked that door." And then his heart exploded and he felt no more. So began The End.

is that an ashton kutcher monologue from the Butterfly Effect?

No, I was just bored as hell. Life is basically trying to kill time before you die. So I wrote that in about 2 minutes. And now I have more time in life to kill. I think I'll smoke.

I saw a little mexican man crash into a cop today. It was so fucking pathetic cause instead of staying in his car that little mexican man took off running. he ran SO FUCKING FAST though it was hilarious. I hope they caught him.

hahaha

food poisoning sucks

What a fucking waste of time.