What would your occupation be if you lived in midieval europe?
 

I'd be a scribe!


or a dragqueen performer

I wouldn't mind being a breadmaker.

Fetch me a beer, wench!

I'd like to play the banjo and/or mandolin in the village wait.

realistically or imaginatively?

imaginatively? a joan of arc-esque type person.
realistically? a good for nothing peasant.

Barmaid.

I wouldn't mind being a prostitute.

I think we have an RPG in the making.


The Peasant Kingdom Danz Nacht-fhorhia UNDER HIS LOYAL AND HIGH MAJESTY ANDRESS PAKULA

Re: 'midieval'
 

Not with that spelling!

Warlord.

I'd be swinging from the gallows for spreading anti-feudalist propaganda. So, in a sense, entertainer.

Local swine/theif/smuggler (fighter/theif 2/9)
Or a straight up bard

Re: Re: 'midieval'
 

It's ok, this was before standardization!

*hail!*

Oh, I'd be Bruce Campbell

I thought this was going to be a poll. Man, am I disappointed.

heartbreaker.

i thought this would be a quiz, oh well.

i would be a lord. with many serfs. who would become an army! and together we'd carve an empire, wrenching away territories held by rival lords growing fat off their land, and then defending it mercilessly. and i'd sire an entire generation of soldiers with the finest wenches in my kingdom.

bum.
aka peasant i suppose.

A fair maiden.

My fair maiden.

Oh, or maybe a Gollum.

90% chance of being a thief.

I think you'd make your saving throw.

Black knight! ...Or a Templar here here in Portugal, since we officially exist since 1143 kicking muslim and spanish butt out from Portucale down to Algarb.

burned at the stake for being accused of being a witch

:Pakula:

No, spanish inquisitor!

can i lead your army in a joan of arc-esque way?

A concubine. :)