| Grammar S.W.A.T |
01-22-2004 11:38 PM |
Quote:
Originally posted by Grammar Deputy
Dear Fattening Ass,
I read your post, and I wanted to try and fix it for you. Here is the correct version:
It is now spelled: "What".
Ok? Thank you. Good bye.
Have a great day.
~Grammar
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GOD DAMN IT YOU'RE GOING TO GET US ALL KILLED. You think you can pull this shit in a one-on-one, mano a mano grammar takedown situation? FUCK. Listen up kid, and you might just make it past 25. First up: he was clearly using the contraction of "it is" which becomes "it's", what the fuck were you doing paraphrasing it back to "it is"? ACCURACY. I want to see a tight grammar pattern out there you lousy fuck. And you really don't need that colon in there; those precious seconds could save your balls son. And for FUCK'S SAKE if the man puts something in quotes, YOU DO NOT CORRECT IT. No-one wants to hear about your mother kid, so we'd appreciate you keeping things relevant. Add a [sic] if you must, but keep it VERBATIM.
And "good bye"? GOOD BYE? IF YOU'RE GOING TO START SPLITTING WORDS UP LEFT RIGHT AND CENTER LIKE YOUR FUCKING "IT IS" CONTRACTION REVERSALS YOU BETTER KEEP THAT SHIT IN CHECK. AT LEAST THROW A HYPHEN IN THERE IF YOU'RE GOING TO LOOK LIKE AN ASS.
Now get the fuck out of here! |
