major television issue!
 

why i am in such a bind? first i have to decide between american idol and the apprentice! then i have to decide between the bachelorette (which i didn't even know was on yet!), the o.c., and america's next top model! then i have to decide between celebrity mole yucatan and law and order! oh my god my brain might explode from making these choices.


(i know you think/hope i'm kidding but i'm really not)

Enterprise.

its only been on for 20 minutes and I haven't turned the TV on yet. Shit. This show needs your support.

*actually turns on TV finally*

I'm watching American Idol. There's no signal on any other channel right now. :(

Tivo?

I should go rent a film. :(

i'm at chris' and i'm supposed to tape american idol so we can watch it together later. but i'm lucky if i can even turn his television on properly so i'm not sure if i'll be able to tape one thing and watch another without fucking the whole thing up.

How complicated could a TV possibly be?

He's going to be so happy you mentioned this.

its ok, the Andorians are supposed to be there to help destroy the Xindi WMD BUT like all good baddies, they have something else up thier sleve.

he can explain himself. i can't figure out how he has it setup. i just know every time he comes home and the tv is on he groans and fixes it. hey it looks fine to me but he thinks its wrong wrong wrong.

he doesn't care. its the first episodes where they show all the people who can't sing but really think they can. we mock them and laugh when they start crying. its wonderful.

Explain these 'sleves' - I'm not big on sci-fi terminology. Is it some kind of furry lizard creature?

you're such a jerk.

You're the one mocking people's dreams as they're torn down and used as kindling for beneath the stake which their self-esteem is bound to with RAZOR WIRE

Aww....a date night!:)

Or you could sell your TV, make some quick cash, and save yourselves 60 IQ points each.

Re: major television issue!
 

When it comes down to it, the answer is always the one with Peter Gallagher.

Re: Re: major television issue!
 

Not you, too. Not my precious Sepiae. Too many I know and love have become entangled in that man's gargantuan eyebrows.

phew, whatasave.
 

kinda, they're like Retarded Ewoks that Andorians use to hide various evil things inside of them.

Re: phew, whatasave.
 

So Ewoks are from Endor, retarded Ewoks are from Andor? Tomato tomato!

regardless, HAHAHA sickbadthing watches TAPED EPISODES of american idol.

he's gonna kick your ass

The first 3 episodes are gems. After that, well... I WANT TO FUCK CLAY AIKEN UP THE BUTT. I LOVE KELLY CLARKSON. I WANT TO DO THAT SIDESHOW BOB LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER TOO.

Actually, I don't watch after the auditions.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BELIEVE ME IF YOU DON'T WANT TO.

Bye guys. The O.C. is on.