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Liquid-J 01-21-2004 01:42 PM
Sometimes...
 
...I feel like a lion chasing a butterfly too. Please execute me as soon as arrangements are made regarding the futures of my children.

Liquid-J 01-21-2004 06:57 PM
Update: arrangements regarding the children have been finalized.

Axis of Action 01-21-2004 07:00 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Liquid-J
Update: arrangements regarding the children have been finalized.
Excellent. The guillotine shall be ready shortly.

Liquid-J 01-21-2004 07:09 PM
I was hoping for a firing range, but that's cool. Just give me the word when everything's ready.

Axis of Action 01-21-2004 07:17 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Liquid-J
I was hoping for a firing range, but that's cool. Just give me the word when everything's ready.
We're all set on this end.

Liquid-J 01-21-2004 07:20 PM
Ok, lets do this and get it over with.

Axis of Action 01-21-2004 07:24 PM
*pulls the blade up*

Liquid-J 01-21-2004 07:26 PM
*kneels down with neck directly underneath said blade*

Liquid-J 01-21-2004 07:36 PM
c'mon dude, the suspense is 'killing' me!

meow 01-21-2004 08:32 PM
*runs in with basket full of fruit*

Here, we can let his head fall into this

*throws out a honey dew melon*

now there is room!

Liquid-J 01-21-2004 08:34 PM
please drop the freaking blade already, its been like an hour!

meow 01-21-2004 08:35 PM
do you want some fruit?

Liquid-J 01-21-2004 08:36 PM
nah, i'm cool. thanks tho!

meow 01-21-2004 08:37 PM
no problem.

are you sure? I have lots! *grabs an apple from the basket*

Brandont_h 01-21-2004 08:38 PM
The executioner went to eat, that rotten bastard. Perhaps when his dinner is over, he'll grace us with what may very well be Netphoria's first public execution!

Axis of Action 01-21-2004 08:58 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Brandont_h
The executioner went to eat, that rotten bastard. Perhaps when his dinner is over, he'll grace us with what may very well be Netphoria's first public execution!
Sorry, sorry. You know how FRIENDS can be when they want you to come to dinner.

Anyyyyyyyyhow. *jangles the blade* Ready?

Liquid-J 01-21-2004 09:01 PM
thank god, i almost had to leave work for the day. yes, i'm ready!

Liquid-J 01-21-2004 09:02 PM
last wishes, please carry my head over to my 2000 post party! kthxbye

Axis of Action 01-21-2004 09:03 PM
Not a problem.

*smiles, releases the rope, watching it neatly cut off Liquid-J's head*

Liquid-J 01-21-2004 09:04 PM
*dies*

Axis of Action 01-21-2004 09:08 PM
*grabs a plastic bag, and puts the head in it, walking over to the 2000 post party*

Brandont_h 01-21-2004 09:23 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Sehki
Not a problem.

*smiles, releases the rope, watching it neatly cut off Liquid-J's head*
AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!!

Axis of Action 01-21-2004 09:25 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Brandont_h


AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!!
as well they should. I am excellent executioner.

wHATcOLOR 01-21-2004 09:33 PM
thanks for carrying out my wishes

Axis of Action 01-21-2004 09:41 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Liquid-J'sGhost
thanks for carrying out my wishes
It is the only proper thing to do.

*bows*


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