weird ways you eat your food
 

When I eat a 3 Musketeer bar I peel all the chocolate off the outside and just eat the nouggat stuff on the inside.

I dissect poptarts.

I dip ham in baked bean juice.

Sometimes I peel the cheese off my pizza.

i put food in my mouth and eat it.

i bite off the edges of reeses peanut butter cups and throw them in the trash. same with twix.

eat it through your ass, and shit it out your mouth.

i think they did that on sipmsons, or the family guy

FREAK.

i hold my fork funny. less like a pencil. more like a death grip.

i don't rinse my fruit before i eat it.

I'M CRAZY!

I eat the crust around the Pop-Tart first.

I don't open cans of soda pop all the way.

Ranch or mayo with french fries.

I think that's it. I had to stretch a little bit.

that ain't weird.


that is.

ranch with french fries is weirder than mayo. using mayo is common in canada and i think the UK.

parts of canada - it's mostly a french-canadian thing.

the fact that you mentioned canadians use mayo only helps my point.

What the fuck is wrong with all of you people?

Aw Mason I do the same thing :love:

Mayo is very rarely used here. Around fast food places you'll only see it on BK burgers, and apart from that mainly just in tuna mayo sandwiches.

I ate nutella on weet-bix when i was younger

the only foods i eat weird are certain candies. like lik-m-ade or sherbert fountains... i eat all the sugar powder first, then the candy stick...

it was south park. i especially remember cartman trying to poop out of his mouth. great political episode.

i bite one corner of a french fry down the side, then i eat the inside potato-y part, then i eat the crispy part. it's art, i tell ya.

I usually eat one thing at a time. Like if I get a burger, and fries, I'll eat all of the fries first, before I do anything else.

hahahahahahaha!!!!

This is the only logical way to eat.

you must sit there for ages. there all cold now.

i sometimes have yogurt or jellow behind my lips, but in front of my teeth. and then i'll suck it into my mouth through the gap in my teeth. also, i'll take a gummy cola bottle, and twist it around, like you'd do a piece of string. and then i take a bite out of the side, untwist it, and it looks like it has a spiral staircase. and on rare occasions, i'll do your mom up the butt.

I have been hearing good things about chewing and swallowing food.

yes, but then i don't eat as many. well, that's not true - i still eat all of them.

i don't think i do anything strange but when my sister eats chips she'll lick all of the seasoning off of it THEN eat the chip.

i hate watching her eat like that.
it looks almost sexual and it really disturbs me.

Does anyone else like to see how long they can breathe through a twizzler with the ends bitten off?

I often scub my apples with dish washing liquid and a little scrubber before I eat them, just as if I was washing a dish.

I like to apply ketchup to my fast food french fries one at a time, by tearing off a little corner of the packet and squeezing someonto each fry individually. Yum.

when i was little i used to bite the ends of a twizzler and use it as a straw to drink soda.