Inspired By Toby: Gil's Haute Erotic Netphorian Tales
 

Earth revolves around her:



She walks into the Room, unknowing of whats to come next.

"Kristin", He calls. She looks at his face, knowing well what his dirty intentions are. She winks and slowly walks to him. When she gets there he says "Take off your pants". She begins slowly lowering each leg of her pants, she didn't need a belt. As she takes them off, he notices her green thong riding up her soft, white lopsided ass. He's aroused. She sees his excitement, and sits on his lap, no pants on. She begins to rub her thigh on the mound between his legs, she can feel he's half-way. She continues rubbing, and breathing. She runs her hands down his thigh, slowly. His eyes are closed. He opens his eyes. Shes putting her pants on. He gets up, gives her her money and exits the saloon.

Fucking Tease.

I WANT ONE.

lol @ white lopsided ass

Stop turning me on. This is so scary.

5/5

Age knows no bounds:


"Whats up", he IMs her. "Not much, just reading through a defunct rock band message board" She replies. "I got those pics you wanted" he types, unsure if she was honest about their agreement. He sends the message. She responds quick, eager to see the pictures. She is horny. He Replies back "hang on, just a sec". He quickly adjusts his webcam.

Minutes later he zips up his pants, all the while thinking "im gonna get some e-pussy for this shit". She IMs him "whats the hold up?". Immediately after she sent the message a window pops up " Palidor would like to send you teehee1.jpg, do you accept?" Quickly she clicks yes. Her eyes are wide. she is fixated on the head. She drools as she zooms in. He Responds "so, you like what you see?". She finally takes a second to respond "Thats it ?".

Miss_world has logged off.

1017!
 

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Fuck me, Toby:

Shes been eyeing him out for weeks.

He's no longer that red starred noobie she once knew. He's grown. She's been waiting for this day since she first PM'd him. She finally gets the nerve to go for the kill and meet up with him.

She's not wearing underwear.

They meet at the highland cue. They have a few beers and talk a bit. They look at each other with lust. He doesn't care if shes a mod. She doesn't care that he wears hoodies. All they know is that they want to fuck, and they want to fuck hard. "Let's beat this place" she says. "Im with you, wanna go back to my place?" Toby inquires. "Need you ask?" she responds. They get to his place. He takes her to his room. They are alone. "You like Swans?" she asks. "I like sex more" he says. Their eyes lock, her pants burn for him. She quickly grabs him and her lips touch his. Slowly, they undress and they kiss. She is hot for him like an elephant in a peanut factory. She lies on the bed, on her back he slowly moves his head from her lips down to between her thighs. His Tongue licking her all the way down. "oh pale_princess" he whispers. She moans as his hurricane tongue enters her cooter. He is on fire. the blood rushes to his penis. He is hard.

The alarm clock buzzes.

Its time for work.

HOLY HOLY!

7/5.
i think i'm going to look for that old chat transcript.

1017 2 THA MAXXX!!!

Words just can't describe how funny that was. I am in tears right now :rofl:

Netphoria Shoe Diaries?

I think so.

i'd be honored if you'd do one for me.

shameless pic uploading

lol wtf.

Make a new thread called "Post Pic: Handsomest Person You Know" and then make your picture of you. Then you'll be like that agony pimp guy, or whatever. I'll even give the thread 5 stars.

.

Agony Pimp.

Could be my super hero name.

Who is that guy?

this one's more haute than funny.
 

MILF:

She looks at the cieling.

She's fully aware of what shes doing and who she's doing it with. She knows Aiden is just a room away, but she has needs to. Suddenly, she feels a warmth enter her from below, hes almost fully inside her. He's bigger than what she thought. She likes it. His lips go to her and they kiss. Tongues meet and they make out for minutes on end until he moves his mouth away, and gently kisses and sucks at her nipples. His arms begin to raise her legs outward, as he gets into position. His girth given penis slowly enters her more. Her eyes close in excitement and he enters completely.

The bed is moving from the act. She knows it will wake up Aiden, but she doesn't care. They go on for hours. tWhen all is done, they hold eachother together tightly. As she lays next to him, She begins to wonder why Siraj's netphorian moniker is so negative on his looks. He's not ugly at all.

Spicoli = Sean Penn

Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

CHECKERBOARDS SLIP-ONS BRAH !

http://www.angelfire.com/tx2/markbrown/uhhuh.jpg

Something about you reminds me of Cedric

CEDRIC THE ENTATAINAH?

L O FUCKING L


HHAHAHAHAHAAH

Gil = 10/10.

huhuhuhuh. that guy is blaCK and wears glasses.

Do me, Gil.