The Emo Videogame
 

"for independents by independents"

:D

hahah, i haven't played it, but my friend keeps telling me about the shitty music it plays.

it's kinda fun!

ok, now i'm scared

That was awesome. I love the way they made Chris from Dashboard the biggest pussy in the world.

"Wow that makes me so mad its like that one time my girlfriend broke up with me and I wrote a heartfelt letter than told her every-"
"SHUT UP, CHRIS!!"

Killing fat chicks in Weezer t-shirts and Rivers Cumo sending his army of 16 year old asians to kill you was the high point, I found. Then I got killed by "The Aniversary" but that was because I kept hitting "shift" to shoot upwards and then the stupid Windows XP "STICKY KEYS" option kept popping up.

HAHAHHAHAHAHA
 

Hitler: Oh great Skeletor, we sacrifice dis virgin for you!
Chris Conolly - Saves the Day: Oh no, I'm gonna die without touching a boob!
Nazis!: Heil Hitler!

I love the opening from Emogame2

Guys from Emogame 1 watching a Dawsons Creek marathon and it is interrupted by Enrique Eglaias

Enrique: hahahahha, it is I, enrique and I have kidnapped saves the day and are fucking them in the bum and making them suck my cock. Don't even try to stop me!

Emogame 1 guys: Dude, this is boring, change it.

Enrique: Hey, wait!

I beat Shredder and made it to the CONTRA style final boss inside Anna Nicole's vagina but then I got killed by the little pink Alien Hive Warriors.

I just wanted to stype that sentance out.

:rofl:

NSFW

The end
 

if you wanna face the final boss on Emogame 2 try the password:

scw ukj RWg

End of the game you're told to throw out your TVs, gamecubes, playstations, X-Boxes and Emogame 2 and live and the final shot is all the characters telling you to:



Got a ton of screenshots from the final bosses / level , if I ever become the most bored person in the world I might post 'em.

How did The Mars Volta get thrown in with the emo guys?

Quiet, you authority system, you!

why Mars Volta is in Emoland
 

BRETT DETAR special attack - "I'M THE BEST!!"
 

Alright, I beat the games, but can anyone tell me where Ben Gibbard is?