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2Marlon2Brando 01-17-2004 01:21 PM

What the hell?
 
http://www.t-mag.com/nation_img/photos/296cup.jpg

A couple of weeks ago we asked you to write in and identify a new device just cleared for marketing by the FDA and Health Canada. What the hell was that thing? The answer is the DivaCup, which is supposed to replace the tampon and the pad for women and metrosexuals.

Irrelevant 01-17-2004 01:23 PM

that's good news.

Mooney 01-17-2004 01:25 PM

don't hate, menstrate!

Lizard Queen 01-17-2004 01:52 PM

It's like the keeper, but for mainstream chicks!

Sepiae 01-17-2004 01:53 PM

I think on general principle products with "diva" in the title would just have to stay away from my vagina.

mewl 01-17-2004 01:54 PM

:eek: how do you use that thing?!

Lizard Queen 01-17-2004 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sepiae
I think on general principle products with "diva" in the title would just have to stay away from my vagina.
I'd have to agree with that.

Mariner 01-17-2004 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sepiae
I think on general principle products with "diva" in the title would just have to stay away from my vagina.
Sepiae's Vagina: "This town ain' big 'nough for the both 'f us, Diva.

Diva: *rides off into the sunset*

Sepiae 01-17-2004 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mariner


Sepiae's Vagina: "This town ain' big 'nough for the both 'f us, Diva.

Diva: *rides off into the sunset*

:rofl:

Yes. Exactly.

mewl 01-17-2004 02:39 PM

it looks like it would stretch the fuck outta yr utz. maybe the picture's just enlarged to show texture...:erm

beef curtains 01-17-2004 02:43 PM

hmmm.... "lets take something that gets filled with blood and make it white!"
Yeah, that looks just like the keeper.

A classmate asked me for a tampon the other day and when I handed her one w/o an applicator she just stared at it and was like "is this for hippie environmentalists?"
I had to tell her how to use it :rolleyes:

Normal tampons are such a waste, I do think all these things are better, but I don't buy the tampons b/c they're more environmentally friendly necessarily, but b/c they're not huge and pink and wrapped in plastic making it impossible to sneak one out of your purse.

miss world 01-17-2004 02:44 PM

Re: What the hell?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by 2Marlon2Brando
for women and metrosexuals.

beef curtains 01-17-2004 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mewl
it looks like it would stretch the fuck outta yr utz. maybe the picture's just enlarged to show texture...:erm
And you don't think a 7" giant cock stretches one out? Or having children?? Uteruses weren't designed to stretch, obviously.

Affectation 01-17-2004 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hyperbole


you put it up your hoo-hah, and it acts like a cup which catches the blood as it comes out of your uterus.

then you take it out and empty it. then you put it back in to catch more. or so I understand.

Just like INSTEAD from like a decade ago.

mewl 01-17-2004 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by So very sad about me
And you don't think a 7" giant cock stretches one out? Or having children?? Uteruses weren't designed to stretch, obviously.
uh. chillax, yo.

beef curtains 01-17-2004 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Affectation
Just like INSTEAD from like a decade ago.
Actually the keeper's been around for years too...
And instead is disposable. these are 4 lyfe

beef curtains 01-17-2004 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mewl


uh. chillax, yo.

you'er just upset you don't have a 7' rod

mewl 01-17-2004 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by So very sad about me
you'er just upset you don't have a 7' rod
i don't care about that. you just sounded really pissy.

Affectation 01-17-2004 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by So very sad about me


you'er just upset you don't have a 7' rod

I've got a few on that, trick. 7" is a joke.

beef curtains 01-17-2004 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mewl


i don't care about that. you just sounded really pissy.

you're in a menstruation thread. what do you expect?

mewl 01-17-2004 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by So very sad about me
you're in a menstruation thread. what do you expect?
i really don't know!

beef curtains 01-17-2004 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mewl


i really don't know!

big bloody vaginas??

http://www.horschamp.qc.ca/images/ph...nstruation.jpg

mewl 01-17-2004 03:02 PM

meat! meat!

alisonmonster 01-17-2004 03:13 PM

i'll bet there's lots of "spillage" when you take that thing out:erm

beef curtains 01-17-2004 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by alisonmonster
i'll bet there's lots of "spillage" when you take that thing out:erm
if you tilt it before its out, you're screwed


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