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partialbirth 01-16-2004 01:08 PM

what attracted you to...
 
what attracted you to your current *sig. other* or whatever you call him/her?

mine would be intelligence and eyes, I think...

2Marlon2Brando 01-16-2004 01:09 PM

she had a magnet in her pants.

Toby 01-16-2004 01:10 PM

I'm always attracted to a girl with a dirty mouth. Not in the sexual tense, but one that uses a lot of curse words. My boss said goddamnit it the other day and it turned me on.

Mooney 01-16-2004 01:10 PM

Re: what attracted you to...
 
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Originally posted by partialbirth

mine would be intelligence and eyes, I think...

i like my girls to have eyes, too!

ChristHimself! 01-16-2004 01:11 PM

He is my exact type, and very funny.

Sepiae 01-16-2004 01:12 PM

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Originally posted by Toby
I'm always attracted to a girl with a dirty mouth. Not in the sexual tense, but one that uses a lot of curse words. My boss said goddamnit it the other day and it turned me on.
Hello, dream man.

cap'n jazz 01-16-2004 01:13 PM

THE GIRL I LIKE RIGHT NOW IS FRENCH. LIKE, HELLO! OR SHOULD I SAY BONJOUR

Lizard Queen 01-16-2004 01:13 PM

I don't even remember anymore, it's been three years now.

I remember being interested in 3 or 4 people around that time. How I ended up with him instead of the guys, I'm not sure.

partialbirth 01-16-2004 01:14 PM

Re: Re: what attracted you to...
 
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Originally posted by Mooney


i like my girls to have eyes, too!

um...I'm a FEMALE...and was referring to a MALE...but that's okay...

:cool:

partialbirth 01-16-2004 01:15 PM

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Originally posted by Toby
I'm always attracted to a girl with a dirty mouth. Not in the sexual tense, but one that uses a lot of curse words.
my boyfriend says that same thing...

Toby 01-16-2004 01:16 PM

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Originally posted by Sepiae


Hello, dream man.

Will you be my e-girlfriend?

partialbirth 01-16-2004 01:16 PM

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Originally posted by Toby
e-girlfriend?
do you actually believe in those?

SecretStarlet 01-16-2004 01:17 PM

he was perfect in every damn way. i will never be able to do better. he's hot, funny, and nice... sometimes. and he actually liked me, that's tough.

Toby 01-16-2004 01:18 PM

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Originally posted by partialbirth


do you actually believe in those?

no, but I do believe in having many e-ho's. :smoke:

Nimrod 01-16-2004 01:18 PM

Wit and sense of humor.


(Also easy on the eyes). :o

Sepiae 01-16-2004 01:22 PM

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Originally posted by Toby
Will you be my e-girlfriend?
Sure!

partialbirth 01-16-2004 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Toby
no, but I do believe in having many e-ho's. :smoke:
heh...okay

pink_ribbon_scars 01-16-2004 01:42 PM

He was my roommate before we got together. I broke my leg and tore my ACL and meniscus, and he took care of me and was my best friend while I was confined to the house. He was generous, nice, funny, great to hang out with and cute. Then when I got healthy we were able to hang out outside of the apartment, and that was even better, and I finally realized that I liked him. Whiskey put us physically together. Then he bought me opera tickets for Christmas and the deal was sealed.

partialbirth 01-16-2004 01:45 PM

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Originally posted by pink_ribbon_scars
I broke my leg and tore my ACL and meniscus

how did you do this?

pink_ribbon_scars 01-16-2004 02:24 PM

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Originally posted by partialbirth
how did you do this?
I drank 2 beers, and I wanted to go out to a bar to drink more. I couldn't find my keys so I decided to climb over the back gate/fence into the alley behind my apartment (which was total fucking nonsense because I could have just walked right out the front door and only have had to climb back into my apartment area). I got to the top of the 7' gate and my sandals didn't seem like such great climbing shoes and the spikes on the top looked scary and I decided if I didn't jump I might have a spike in my thigh and/or ass. I jumped and fell and my leg hurt a lot. I struggled back up to my bedroom (I had a neighbor buzz me in) and found my keys right on my bed in plain view.

It was really stupid. My doctor, insurance company, parents and bosses all heard a completely different story. I told them I slipped and fell down some stairs. When strangers ask about my scar (they cut out part of my hamstring to make my new ACL) I sometimes tell them I was training for a triathalon.

2Marlon2Brando 01-16-2004 02:28 PM

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Originally posted by pink_ribbon_scars
It was really stupid. My doctor, insurance company, parents and bosses all heard a completely different story. I told them I slipped and fell down some stairs. When strangers ask about my scar (they cut out part of my hamstring to make my new ACL) I sometimes tell them I was training for a triathalon.
I had a gigantic crush on you until I found out you were a HUGE LIAR!

Nimrod 01-16-2004 02:30 PM

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Originally posted by pink_ribbon_scars
It was really stupid. My doctor, insurance company, parents and bosses all heard a completely different story. I told them I slipped and fell down some stairs. When strangers ask about my scar (they cut out part of my hamstring to make my new ACL) I sometimes tell them I was training for a triathalon.
I can understand not saying you were a drunken fool, but why a traithalon? Why not just say "I fell"? For that matter, if you go the huge lie route, why not say you were a test pilot for NASA and caught schrapnel when your plan exploded?

Nimrod 01-16-2004 02:31 PM

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Originally posted by 2Marlon2Brando


I had a gigantic crush on you until I found out you were HUGE!


sarasvati 01-16-2004 02:34 PM

everything about him :love:

pink_ribbon_scars 01-16-2004 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 2Marlon2Brando
I had a gigantic crush on you until I found out you were a HUGE LIAR!
Pshaw! Lying is neccessary sometimes. I couldn't tell my insurance company I was drinking and jumped over a fence -- they might not have covered my care. The same goes if I had told my doctor -- my insurance company might have found out. I shouldn't have lied to my parents and bosses, but I figured it would be best to keep my story consistent, so I told only my equally stupid buddies the truth.

I sometimes tell funny people on the bus that I was training for a triathalon, because it's none of their business anyway, so I might as well get a laugh out of it. I have these skanky ghetto men sit down beside me and look at my leg and ask me what happened. "I was training for a triathalon" gets an "Oh!" in response and makes me sound tougher, whereas "I was drinking and trying to drink more, so I jumped over a fence" makes me sounds like I'm stupid and probably easy. I'd say nothing at all, but I talk too much.

pink_ribbon_scars 01-16-2004 02:48 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod
I can understand not saying you were a drunken fool, but why a traithalon? Why not just say "I fell"? For that matter, if you go the huge lie route, why not say you were a test pilot for NASA and caught schrapnel when your plan exploded?
To tell them that I was training for a triathalon is almost as huge a lie as to say I was a test pilot for NASA and caught schrapnel when my plane exploded. Neither of those things is going to happen.

Don't you have a sense of humor, guys? Come on.

And I'm not at all huge. I could definitely stand to lose a little weight and define my muscles, and that's why I go to the gym and eat fairly healthily. I thought you were kind of chubby yourself.

Nimrod 01-16-2004 02:51 PM

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Originally posted by pink_ribbon_scars

And I'm not at all huge. I could definitely stand to lose a little weight and define my muscles, and that's why I go to the gym and eat fairly healthily. I thought you were kind of chubby yourself.

Wow, way to take my play on Thomas' words waaaay too seriously. :rolleyes:

You should pay attention to the accompanying post icon.

pink_ribbon_scars 01-16-2004 02:59 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod
Wow, way to take my play on Thomas' words waaaay too seriously. :rolleyes:

You should pay attention to the accompanying post icon.

Sorry, I guess I'm stupid for not interpreting your thumbs down the right way. I only bothered to say it because I used to weigh more and have posted pictures from then, and I thought you might be referring to that. I think you're taking my response waaaay too seriously. :rolleyes: I thnk chubby guys are fine, I wasn't trying to insult you.

mirrar 01-16-2004 03:01 PM

he's almost exactly like me but just different enough to keep me facinated and interested, incredibly sweet and genuinely interested in whats going on with me, smart and not afraid to be his unique self, not to mention phsyically exactly what I've drooled over since I was about 14....yeah.

pink_ribbon_scars 01-16-2004 03:02 PM

You don't believe me? I should have used a better "icon" so you guys woul understand me better. See, thumbs up for chubby people!


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