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blackfaerie 01-15-2004 02:46 PM

have any of you ever had a three-some? honestly?
 
i'm just curious. and i don't want to tell stories without knowing whether or not i'm the only one.

mewl 01-15-2004 02:49 PM

sort of...it was more of a foursome without penetration :D

ravenguy2000 01-15-2004 02:49 PM

That's like asking me if I've ever had Cheerios.

AndySlash 01-15-2004 02:50 PM

yup.

Boner 01-15-2004 02:51 PM

Yes. I tag-teamed a friend girl with my friend Marc. But it was not cinematic in any way. It was actually kind of awkward, probably because we started to sober up. It was weird boning my friend while she was blowing my friend. And it was weird getting blown while my friend was fucking my friend. Also the girl isn't very pretty.

Thoughtless 01-15-2004 02:52 PM

i wish

maybe in the future :cool:

Quagmire 01-15-2004 02:54 PM

somewhat, 2 chicks of course

blackfaerie 01-15-2004 02:57 PM

yeah, i've done the whole 2 chicks. and the whole 2 guys thing. whew.

C33 01-15-2004 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Ace of Aces
It was weird boning my friend while she was blowing my friend. And it was weird getting blown while my friend was fucking my friend. Also the girl isn't very pretty.
:rofl:

DeadOpera 01-15-2004 03:00 PM

yes

2Marlon2Brando 01-15-2004 03:04 PM

Happy Birthday!
 
I believe
I believe
I believe

I believe the love you talk about with me
is it true, do I care
honestly, you can try to wipe the memories aside
but it's you that you erase

'cause there's no place that I could be without you
it's too far to discard the life I once knew
honestly, all the weather storms are bringing
are just a picture of my dreams
'cause when I think of you as mine
and allow myself with time
to lead into the life we want
I feel loved, honestly
I feel loved, this honestly

I believe you mean the best that life can bring
I believe in it all
honestly, you can try
your heart is just as long as mine
is it ours to let go

'cause there's no place that I could be without you
it's too dark to discard the life I once knew
honestly, a single wrong is not enough
to cover up the pain in us
'cause when I think of you as mine
and allow myself with time
to lead into the life we want
I feel loved, honestly
I'll make a joke so you must laugh
I'll break your heart so you must ask
is this the way to get us back
I don't know, honestly
I don't know, this honestly

there's no place that I could be without you
honestly

there's no place that I could be without you
there's no place that I could gleam without you
there's no place that I could dream without you
there's no place that I could be without you
honestly

Travis Meekz 01-15-2004 03:11 PM

I've told this story here a while back...not sure if it was believed but whatever......Freshman year of college I had a threesome in a porn shop. I was in a bar right next store to the porn shop with a bunch of friends. We were totally wasted so we all left and half my friends walked into this porn shop. Me and a couple guys waited outside. I saw two girls walk out of the bar and directly into the porn shop. I walk in, look around for them and find them near the 'jerk off' booths. I walk up, say 'hey, what are you guys doing?' Number 1 "she's showing me where her and and her boyfriend fucked." So number 2 puts in porno tokens and number 1 says "oh I wish I had that right now" (meaning cock). me "oh, that's nothing." A minute later 2 girls are blowing me in the porno booth. Minutes later I'm fucking between the two.


my favorite story for the rest of my life.

Eve 01-15-2004 03:12 PM

yeah. once. in the basement of brad pitt's old house. it was w/ a girlfriend and boyfriend. the girlfriend got pissed though b/c after she fell asleep me and the guy had sex a few more times. eek. this was like two years ago.
another time this couple tried to persuade me into having one but i wasn't into it. so i left.

AndySlash 01-15-2004 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ttravis Mmeekz
my favorite story for the rest of my life.
Man, that's fuckin awesome.

Quagmire 01-15-2004 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ttravis Mmeekz


nah, I left the shop and called a cab back, smiling for the next month

i've never had a random sex encounter. random hookups but no random sex:mad:

how's the herpes from that btw? i am betting 10:1 you didn't have a rubber on you

cap'n jazz 01-15-2004 03:19 PM

I fucked yr parents

AndySlash 01-15-2004 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cap'n jazz
I fucked yr parents
eh... who hasn't?

cap'n jazz 01-15-2004 03:20 PM

PS. I <3 Travis Meeks

pink_ribbon_scars 01-15-2004 03:21 PM

I've fooled around with a guy and a girl, but it wasn't nearly as cool or as hardcore as a true threesome. I was young and dumb when opportunity knocked.

I_was_aborted 01-15-2004 03:29 PM

I was having sex with a sheep once and then the cow in the next stall over started mooing. Does that count?

2Marlon2Brando 01-15-2004 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by I_was_aborted
I was having sex with a sheep once and then the cow in the next stall over started mooing. Does that count?
No dude, not even close. Quit trying to get in to this exclusive group.

bonsor 01-15-2004 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ttravis Mmeekz


random sex is the way to go

and herpes, no, but I did wear a condom...different one on each. They're easy to get in a porn shop

thanks for clearing that up. that post just screamed "herpes" at me.

I_was_aborted 01-15-2004 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 2Marlon2Brando


No dude, not even close. Quit trying to get in to this exclusive group.

http://www.inf.ethz.ch/personal/jasc...cs/alt/sad.jpg

http://www.eslkidstuff.com/images/sad.gif

http://www.rowdyruff.net/images/fana...tercup-sad.jpg

http://users.albatross.co.nz/~dhmec/...images/sad.gif

http://www.libs.uga.edu/lsa/sad.jpg

jenniferkate 01-15-2004 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pink_ribbon_scars
I've fooled around with a guy and a girl, but it wasn't nearly as cool or as hardcore as a true threesome.
i nearly did, with a girl and her boyfriend.. the girl was adorable but the boyfriend had a look in his eyes like he'd just won the lottery. it sobered me up and weirded me out. maybe i should have gone through with it, for the sake of experience. or something.

2Marlon2Brando 01-15-2004 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jenniferkate
maybe i should have gone through with it, for the sake of experience. or something.
or not.

Ugly 01-15-2004 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jenniferkate


but the boyfriend had a look in his eyes like he'd just won the lottery. it sobered me up and weirded me out.

Look, EVERY guy would have that expression on his face. If you're waiting for that not to happen yer gonna be waiting a loooonnnng time, sweetcheeks.

jenniferkate 01-15-2004 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 2Marlon2Brando

or not.

or whatever.

2Marlon2Brando 01-15-2004 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jenniferkate


or whatever.

you gotta do what you gotta do.

jenniferkate 01-15-2004 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ugly

Look, EVERY guy would have that expression on his face. If you're waiting for that not to happen yer gonna be waiting a loooonnnng time, sweetcheeks.

oh. :(

THRILLHO 01-15-2004 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by I_was_aborted
I was having sex with a sheep once and then the cow in the next stall over started mooing. Does that count?
now THAT would be an awesome tarantino script.

edit: i don't really belong in this thread. :( :( :( i think i'll vow to have a story by the time someone makes a new thread about it.


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