Do you know a movie called 'Top Secret' with Val Kilmer?
 

I dont even know if that really is the name.
Its quite old, and Val was always wearing make up, and my sister said he looked much hotter.

But anyway, I thought it was a funny enough movie to make a post about, since I had never heard of it before.

There was some really funny stuff in there. I laughed really hard, like I only can with movies like this and a few good joints.

there was abig post about it here recently. It's a very good movie



"You mean you ARE Mel Torme?!"

Maybe it's just me, but if I were a personal friend of Val, I'd have to call him something else.

Val.
That just sounds weird.

There was really?

Ha, yeah, it was good.

Man, their cow disguise was classic.

oh. for a second i thought you meant Real Genius.

nope.

Zuzker/Abrahams/Zucker made a lot of great movies: RUTHLESS PEOPLE, KENTUCKY FRIED MOVIE, and of course, AIRPLANE!

I also like the Zuzker/Zucker HIGH SCHOOL HIGH

Real Genius sounds like a different kind of movie.

This was one of those stupid funny ones.

Like when Deja Vu tells Nick (Rivers) (I'm adding the names cause I'm proud I remember them, just let me gloat here) her must learn to accept things in a mature adult manner. Deja Vu then sneezes into his hands, looks at his hands, screams and jumps out the window.

I almost fell out of my bed. But it could just be me!

I'll look out for those other movies too.

you've probably seen THE NAKED GUN, no?

I have indeed, and if asked to name another movie that was similar to Top Secret, I would have gone with Naked Gun.


Hmmm.

But this was much better?

Meet the anal intruder! We need that sig in this post!

Hey, Fattening Ass!

I can't decide:cool:

I havent seen Naken Gun in a while. I saw Top Secret yesterday, and for the first time. Novelty value tempts me in Vals direction...

It rules. The pigeon. Dancing on the ballet performers' penises. Underwater bar fight. Committing suicide by sticking his head in the oven. Nearly as funny as Red Planet.

Ha, yes.

I remember all those parts...

And telling his story about how he was lost in a mall when he was a kid and never saw his mom again.

'Shop at Macy's and love me... tonight'

omg this thread was made for me. :cool:

that movie is probably my favorite.

its a LOL parade.

I <3 Top Secret!