Orlando Blooms got nothing on me...
 

...according to my girlfriend.


SO IT MUST BE TRUE!!!

Thats all.

She's lying to make me feel better, i know.

She's so sweet.

Actually, by acknowledging her lie I open up my own insecurities which leads me to SLIT MY OWN WRIST WITH THIS KEYBOARD and DIE!

that's a lofty claim.

welcome back :)

It is, indeed.

Not one that I make myself, of course.

Ha.

Actually, the story is quite cute.

My girlfriend (from now on referred to as ‘Chantel’)and her younger sister, who is twelve I think, we’re discussing Chantel’s list of boyfriends and who was best looking.
According to their uh, research, I came out on top (cause I’m just that cool) and that was that.

However, the other day at Chantels house, her little sister runs up and shouts, ‘Forget Baden, I want Orlando Bloom!’.

I was quite confused, since I had not been a part of the previous conversation, but Chantel comforted me with a ‘Orlando Blooms got nothing on you…’

And that’s all.


Maybe it wasn't so cute after all.