netphoria personality configuration after the 2004 world wide mad cow disease epidemi
 

are you fuckers busting out of your Gap jeans!

im an ill heart

broken matter

You're dumb.

I don't wear Gap jeans. They say "boot cut" on them, and like fuck they are. And they say "tight fit", but yeah right. And they say "low rise", too, but that's okay because they are. But all the same, fuck you, Gap.

half apple, half dinosaur liver.

half my ass!!
you better eat all of that liver.

I've been having lots of problems this week finding jeans. Either they're too tight or they do not properly show off my hinie or package.

expired

youve been having trouble finding jeans? youve been jean hunting? are you a fashion lover.. like affect?

no, but the past 2 days I've bought jeans, tried them on at home, and took them back because they were too tight.

now, FUCK YOU FOR TRYING TO JUDGE ME SO YOU CAN NEATLY PLACE ME INTO A CATEGORY. IF I FIND THE RIGHT JEANS THAT MAKE MY COCK LOOK BIG AND THEN I GET LAID BECAUSE SOME GIRL GETS FOOLED, WELL I SAY GOOD JOB TRAVIS MEEKS, JOB WELL DONE.

Are you foreign? You type like you have downs syndrome.

why don't you post a pic of a kid with down syndrome, that'll be original steve, not like you've overused that one on netphoria.

your getting a little upset of this and i really dont know where its coming from.
i didnt know you were so sensitive about your pants..

I want to hug you

No, I'm just saying you're an idiot. I don't care about your pants.

i have gap jeans. flare!

I went shopping the other day with my other gay friend, he ended up spending 95 dollars on a pair of jeans.

NINETY FIVE DOLLARS!

Looking good plenty time
Tell me is there any more room for me
In those jeans
Pretty thick like I like it
Tell me
is there any more room for me
In those jeans
Looking tasty really scrumptious
Tell me is there any more room for me

In those jeans
Looking good plenty time
Is there any more room for me
In those jeans

[Verse 1]
Got on my ride seen you from a far
And I couldn't stop myself from looking hard
You wore these jeans
Girl you wore
these jeans and you
Made a thug wanna cry something terrible
I had to have, have you for myself baby
You don't know
what those jeans do to me
Make me wanna get down on one knee
You got that thunder
And it only makes me wonder how it
feels
To get up in those jeans
Oh those jeans

[Chorus]

[Verse 2]
You are the bomb
Girl you tight to death
I don't know the words to say to you
All that i know, baby all i know is
that
I'm loving what I see and I'm feeling you
I wanna know, all I wanna know is if
I could have what's up in those
jeans
Baby can I have what's up in those jeans
Don't get alarmed cause I don't mean no harm
But I love the way you
wear those jeans
Levis, Prada, BabyPhat, I love them
Love the way you, wearing them I love them can
Calvin, Iceberg,
Sergio, I love them
Trying to get inside of those
Yeah Yeah Yeah

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
I wanna say that them jeans looking good fitting right
Baby damn those jeans
Any kind doesn't matter you could win 'em
you look fine
Baby damn those jeans
Anytime that I see you I want in, you wear them well
Baby damn those jeans
You
the shit you the bomb
All I wanna know is can I have what's in those jeans
Can I get in those can I baby

affect is so cure.

do you shop for jeans alone because you dont want your friends to see you going into the high priced fashion stores to buy clothes that look used and thrifty?

jeans are lame, unless they're really comfy and don't strangle my ankles.

so what do you wear, kilts?

Yeah.

aww.thats cure.