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Don't give me any BS, I stole it from a LiveJournal site.

1. Have you ever watched Perfect Strangers?
2. Does catnip really make you high?
3. What is a sexy, sexy song?
4. Do you like whipped cream or chocolate syrup better?
5. Who are the top 5 People You'd Punch In The Face If You Saw Them On The Street:
6. Ever swallow a bug?
7. Do you believe that the road to excess leads to the palace of wisdom?
8. Best Beastie Boys song?
9. Would you rather have a pet squirrel, or a pet deer?
10. Would you hire a chauffeur if you had the money to have someone drive you around all the time?
11. Do you prefer diners or fast food?
12. Do you like Margaritas?
13. Do you like Philly-Cheese Steak?
14. Whatever happened to Master P?
15. Have you ever been called a 'fuckass'?
16. How the hell do you pronounce the name of that band Sigur Ros?
17. Ever read any Nietzsche?
18. Do you like waterslides?
19. Do you like your food spicy?
20. Is TV the downfall of man?
21. How many sweaters do you own?
22. Are you more into having sex, or making love?
23. What was the last speech you gave about?
24. What did you eat for breakfast today?
25. Don't you hate when you see people you know when you're in your pajamas/look like shit at the convenience store?
26. Really drunk: Vomit/Don't vomit?

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1. Have you ever watched Perfect Strangers?
Yes
2. Does catnip really make you high?
I wouldn't know. I'm not that hard up for a "fix."
3. What is a sexy, sexy song?
Ironman by Juliana Hatfield
4. Do you like whipped cream or chocolate syrup better?
Whipped cream. It's hard to get chocolate stains out of bedsheets.
5. Who are the top 5 People You'd Punch In The Face If You Saw Them On The Street:
Howard Dean
Rosie O'Donnell
Hillary Clinton
Pedro Martinez
Stephen Hawking
6. Ever swallow a bug?
Everyone has. I believe it's a fact that everyone swallows bugs and spiders when they sleep.
7. Do you believe that the road to excess leads to the palace of wisdom?
No, the road to excess is not related to wisdom.
8. Best Beastie Boys song?
No Sleep Til Brooklyn
9. Would you rather have a pet squirrel, or a pet deer?
Squirrel, unless it's a huge deer and I can ride it.
10. Would you hire a chauffeur if you had the money to have someone drive you around all the time?
Not all the time, but I'd prefer a limo with a TV and Video games to being in traffic. Actually instead of a limo, make it like the MaddenCruiser.
11. Do you prefer diners or fast food?
Diners
12. Do you like Margaritas?
On occasion, sure.
13. Do you like Philly-Cheese Steak?
Yes
14. Whatever happened to Master P?
He realized he's not talented at basketball OR music and is putting all of his juice into making his kid a big star (also not talented).
15. Have you ever been called a 'fuckass'?
Most likely.
16. How the hell do you pronounce the name of that band Sigur Ros?
I dunno if it's right, but I say SIG-ERR ROSS
17. Ever read any Nietzsche?
Yes
18. Do you like waterslides?
Yes
19. Do you like your food spicy?
Relatively. Spicy in SoCal means something different than spicy in NY. I like spices for flavor, and here they just seem to care how hot something is regardless of flavor.
20. Is TV the downfall of man?
No
21. How many sweaters do you own?
4?
22. Are you more into having sex, or making love?
If you do it right, you can do both at the same time.
23. What was the last speech you gave about?
I have no idea.. probably about process and procedure.
24. What did you eat for breakfast today?
I haven't yet. Will about an hour from now.
25. Don't you hate when you see people you know when you're in your pajamas/look like shit at the convenience store?
I've never worn pajamas to the store... what sort of assclown wears pajamas to the store?
26. Really drunk: Vomit/Don't vomit?
Don't

1. Have you ever watched Perfect Strangers? yes
2. Does catnip really make you high? no
3. What is a sexy, sexy song? something by color me badd
4. Do you like whipped cream or chocolate syrup better? whipped cream
5. Who are the top 5 People You'd Punch In The Face If You Saw Them On The Street: george bush, my dad, grech, santa claus, jesus
6. Ever swallow a bug? yep
7. Do you believe that the road to excess leads to the palace of wisdom? not nesicarilly.
8. Best Beastie Boys song? so watcha want
9. Would you rather have a pet squirrel, or a pet deer? squirrel
10. Would you hire a chauffeur if you had the money to have someone drive you around all the time? no
11. Do you prefer diners or fast food? diners
12. Do you like Margaritas? no
13. Do you like Philly-Cheese Steak? i guess so
14. Whatever happened to Master P? he became a shitty actor
15. Have you ever been called a 'fuckass'? no
16. How the hell do you pronounce the name of that band Sigur Ros? who cares? they're gay.
17. Ever read any Nietzsche? nope
18. Do you like waterslides? hell motherfuckin yeah
19. Do you like your food spicy? it depends
20. Is TV the downfall of man? no
21. How many sweaters do you own? 4
22. Are you more into having sex, or making love? sex
23. What was the last speech you gave about?haha speech, that's funny.
24. What did you eat for breakfast today? nothing
25. Don't you hate when you see people you know when you're in your pajamas/look like shit at the convenience store? no
26. Really drunk: Vomit/Don't vomit? not voluntary.

1. Have you ever watched Perfect Strangers? No.
2. Does catnip really make you high? I don't know. I don't have a cat lolol
3. What is a sexy, sexy song? 'Sexy, Sexy Song' by Sex and the Songstresses.
4. Do you like whipped cream or chocolate syrup better? Chocolate syrup.
5. Who are the top 5 People You'd Punch In The Face If You Saw Them On The Street: This is really lame, but noone, really.
6. Ever swallow a bug? Nope.
7. Do you believe that the road to excess leads to the palace of wisdom? Yeah. :cool:
8. Best Beastie Boys song? "Alive".
9. Would you rather have a pet squirrel, or a pet deer? Squirrel. I imagine a deer would be too high-maintenance.
10. Would you hire a chauffeur if you had the money to have someone drive you around all the time? Nope.
11. Do you prefer diners or fast food? N/A
12. Do you like Margaritas? Never had one.
13. Do you like Philly-Cheese Steak? !>??!?!
14. Whatever happened to Master P? LOL HE IZ ME
15. Have you ever been called a 'fuckass'? No :(
16. How the hell do you pronounce the name of that band Sigur Ros? I think it's supposed to be like "Seeur Rohss". There was an mp3 on sigur-ros.co.uk at one point.
17. Ever read any Nietzsche? No.
18. Do you like waterslides? Yeah!
19. Do you like your food spicy? Sometimes.
20. Is TV the downfall of man? Probably.
21. How many sweaters do you own? 2
22. Are you more into having sex, or making love? Making fuck.
23. What was the last speech you gave about? Probably my love for music. I always go off on empassioned rants about improvisation and generally playing music.
24. What did you eat for breakfast today? Nothing.
25. Don't you hate when you see people you know when you're in your pajamas/look like shit at the convenience store? LOL YAH
26. Really drunk: Vomit/Don't vomit? Don't vomit. Except like this one time that I puked in a bed then totally denied it despite lying in a puddle of vomit. I promptly fell asleep.

That was world-beatingly inane. I even took the time and liberty of using bold tags to divide the questions from the answers.

1. Have you ever watched Perfect Strangers?
No.

2. Does catnip really make you high?
No.

3. What is a sexy, sexy song?
Placebo - Plasticine.

4. Do you like whipped cream or chocolate syrup better?
Chocolate.

5. Who are the top 5 People You'd Punch In The Face If You Saw Them On The Street:
I don't punch people.

6. Ever swallow a bug?
Nope.

7. Do you believe that the road to excess leads to the palace of wisdom?
Huh? :think:

8. Best Beastie Boys song?
You Gotta Fight For Your Right To Party :rofl:

9. Would you rather have a pet squirrel, or a pet deer?
Squirrel.

10. Would you hire a chauffeur if you had the money to have someone drive you around all the time?
Why should I?

11. Do you prefer diners or fast food?
Fast food.

12. Do you like Margaritas?
Sometimes.

13. Do you like Philly-Cheese Steak?
No.

14. Whatever happened to Master P?
Dunno.

15. Have you ever been called a 'fuckass'?
Of course.

16. How the hell do you pronounce the name of that band Sigur Ros?
I have no idea. I fact, I don't really know this band well.

17. Ever read any Nietzsche?
Yes.

18. Do you like waterslides?
Dunno.

19. Do you like your food spicy?
Yes.

20. Is TV the downfall of man?
YES!

21. How many sweaters do you own?
20-25.

22. Are you more into having sex, or making love?
Both.

23. What was the last speech you gave about?
ATTAC.

24. What did you eat for breakfast today?
Kellog's Special K Cornflakes.

25. Don't you hate when you see people you know when you're in your pajamas/look like shit at the convenience store?
I really don't care.

26. Really drunk: Vomit/Don't vomit?
Don't.


It's really amazing how much shit you make me post.

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1. Have you ever watched Perfect Strangers? is that the one with balky or whatever his name was? if so, then yes.
2. Does catnip really make you high? *shrug*
3. What is a sexy, sexy song? "perfect".
4. Do you like whipped cream or chocolate syrup better? chocolate syrup.
5. Who are the top 5 People You'd Punch In The Face If You Saw Them On The Street: noyen, this guy adam, umm... uh. i don't know.
6. Ever swallow a bug? probably.
7. Do you believe that the road to excess leads to the palace of wisdom? sure.
8. Best Beastie Boys song? either "girls", or "brass monkey".
9. Would you rather have a pet squirrel, or a pet deer? deer.
10. Would you hire a chauffeur if you had the money to have someone drive you around all the time? yes.
11. Do you prefer diners or fast food? diners if i was with people i knew.
12. Do you like Margaritas? yes... mm...
13. Do you like Philly-Cheese Steak? not especially.
14. Whatever happened to Master P? *shrug*
15. Have you ever been called a 'fuckass'? no. :erm
16. How the hell do you pronounce the name of that band Sigur Ros? "sugar ross"?
17. Ever read any Nietzsche? yes.
18. Do you like waterslides? yes!
19. Do you like your food spicy? sometimes.
20. Is TV the downfall of man? yes.
21. How many sweaters do you own? 2.
22. Are you more into having sex, or making love? sex.
23. What was the last speech you gave about? OTCBC.
24. What did you eat for breakfast today? water.
25. Don't you hate when you see people you know when you're in your pajamas/look like shit at the convenience store? sometimes.
26. Really drunk: Vomit/Don't vomit? most likely vomit.

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1. Have you ever watched Perfect Strangers? yes
2. Does catnip really make you high? Probably not
3. What is a sexy, sexy song? feelin' on your booty
4. Do you like whipped cream or chocolate syrup better? Neither
5. Who are the top 5 People You'd Punch In The Face If You Saw Them On The Street: 2marlon2brando, thats it. I am not a violent person at all.
6. Ever swallow a bug? yes
7. Do you believe that the road to excess leads to the palace of wisdom? naw
8. Best Beastie Boys song? paul revere
9. Would you rather have a pet squirrel, or a pet deer? squirrel fo sho
10. Would you hire a chauffeur if you had the money to have someone drive you around all the time? No
11. Do you prefer diners or fast food? depends
12. Do you like Margaritas? no, they give me bad heartburn
13. Do you like Philly-Cheese Steak? yes
14. Whatever happened to Master P? I ask myself that question every day :(
15. Have you ever been called a 'fuckass'? yes, just yesterday by 2marlon2brando himself
16. How the hell do you pronounce the name of that band Sigur Ros? phoenics, dude
17. Ever read any Nietzsche? yeah, didn't he die from syphillis or something?
18. Do you like waterslides? no
19. Do you like your food spicy? yes
20. Is TV the downfall of man? no, but it sucks
21. How many sweaters do you own? currently in my closet: 3
22. Are you more into having sex, or making love? making love
23. What was the last speech you gave about? the horrors of drinking and driving
24. What did you eat for breakfast today? I don't eat breakfast
25. Don't you hate when you see people you know when you're in your pajamas/look like shit at the convenience store? not at all, I could care less
26. Really drunk: Vomit/Don't vomit?don't vomit

1. Have you ever watched Perfect Strangers?
No.
2. Does catnip really make you high?
My friend smoked it, she said it gave her a headache.
3. What is a sexy, sexy song?
"What You Are" - Drill
4. Do you like whipped cream or chocolate syrup better?
whipped cream
5. Who are the top 5 People You'd Punch In The Face If You Saw Them On The Street:
Fred Durst
Halle Berry
Can't think of anyone else...
6. Ever swallow a bug?
Probably
7. Do you believe that the road to excess leads to the palace of wisdom?
Um...
8. Best Beastie Boys song?
I don't really like them much
9. Would you rather have a pet squirrel, or a pet deer?
squirrel, they're cuter and smaller
10. Would you hire a chauffeur if you had the money to have someone drive you around all the time?
Hell no. I love driving.
11. Do you prefer diners or fast food?
Diners
12. Do you like Margaritas?
Yep
13. Do you like Philly-Cheese Steak?
Not really.
14. Whatever happened to Master P?
Master peeeeeee hats
15. Have you ever been called a 'fuckass'?
Probably.
16. How the hell do you pronounce the name of that band Sigur Ros?
Huh?
17. Ever read any Nietzsche?
Yep.
18. Do you like waterslides?
Yep.
19. Do you like your food spicy?
Nope.
20. Is TV the downfall of man?
One of them, yes.
21. How many sweaters do you own?
Quite a few.
22. Are you more into having sex, or making love?
Neither.
23. What was the last speech you gave about?
Probably about how ignorant people are while I was tripping.
24. What did you eat for breakfast today?
A red bull.
25. Don't you hate when you see people you know when you're in your pajamas/look like shit at the convenience store?
Depends who it is...probably not really.
26. Really drunk: Vomit/Don't vomit?
Vomit. I always puke when I get really drunk. For that reason, I prefer the smoke.

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1. Have you ever watched Perfect Strangers? Unfortunately.
2. Does catnip really make you high? No.
3. What is a sexy, sexy song? ?
4. Do you like whipped cream or chocolate syrup better? Syrup.
5. Who are the top 5 People You'd Punch In The Face If You Saw Them On The Street:
6. Ever swallow a bug? Sure.
7. Do you believe that the road to excess leads to the palace of wisdom? ok
8. Best Beastie Boys song? Sabotage.
9. Would you rather have a pet squirrel, or a pet deer? Deer.
10. Would you hire a chauffeur if you had the money to have someone drive you around all the time? Sure.
11. Do you prefer diners or fast food? Diners.
12. Do you like Margaritas? YupYup
13. Do you like Philly-Cheese Steak? Yup.
14. Whatever happened to Master P? Who cares.
15. Have you ever been called a 'fuckass'? Only by the people who love me.
16. How the hell do you pronounce the name of that band Sigur Ros? Boring unless you're intoxicated.
17. Ever read any Nietzsche? Nope.
18. Do you like waterslides? Yup.
19. Do you like your food spicy? Yes I do.
20. Is TV the downfall of man? No.
21. How many sweaters do you own? Dunno.
22. Are you more into having sex, or making love? I can do without both right now.
23. What was the last speech you gave about? ?
24. What did you eat for breakfast today? Jelly and jelly sandwich. (im out of peanut butter :( )
25. Don't you hate when you see people you know when you're in your pajamas/look like shit at the convenience store? I could care less.
26. Really drunk: Vomit/Don't vomit? If you have to puke, you have to puke.

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I hate the trend of everyone wearing pajamas to class at school. It's mostly girls, but a lot of guys do it too. Those flannel pajama pants and what not. What makes no sense is those who I see getting out of their cars and going to class like that. I could understand if you live in a dorm on campus and you are late and run to class in your PJs, but if you had to drive to school and all that, you should at least get dressed.

No offense, but that made me laugh.

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i do it in decent weather. i'm just too lazy to actually make the time to pick out an outfit. i just grab jammy pants and a T and i''m out the door.

Get on this.

Are you serious?

:rofl:


you crack me up.

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Thank God someone said deer. Who are all these losers that want squirrels?

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exactly. :love:

deer are the shizzit. i already have 4 rodents in my house (used to be 5 but one of my dwarf hamsters committed a reallt atrocious suicide), so who needs another one? i want a bambi.

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Thanks. I was worried that you were going to be vague.

Wrong answer.

Why not?

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Sorry to hear about the peanut butter shortage. Was it two different types of jelly or did you just double up on one kind and decide to be clever and call it a jelly and jelly sandwich?

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1. Have you ever watched Perfect Strangers? No.

2. Does catnip really make you high? Not me..but I've seen a cat on cat nip...and I wouldn't say they're high...I'd say it's more like speed. They get all crazy and start moving really fast.

3. What is a sexy, sexy song? TLC's Red Light Special

4. Do you like whipped cream or chocolate syrup better? Whipped Cream...syrup is sticky

5. Who are the top 5 People You'd Punch In The Face If You Saw Them On The Street: I'm a pacifist so I wouldn't punch anyone. I will give you the top 5 people who if I ever saw on the street I would THINK of punching: Jerry Falwell, George Bush, the drunk motherfucker that caused the Exxon Valdez spill, Colin Quinn, Nimrod's Son

6. Ever swallow a bug? Hmm I must have sometime? This questions reminds me of the scene in Overboard which brings a smile to my face.

7. Do you believe that the road to excess leads to the palace of wisdom? Depends on what the excess is. If knowledge is the excess then yes. If it's materialistic bullshit, then no.

8. Best Beastie Boys song? Sabotage (I need to hear albums =/)
I do know their worst song is Brass Monkey though! That song sucks so much.

9. Would you rather have a pet squirrel, or a pet deer? Pet deer because squirrels are paranoid. What the hell is wrong with them? They scurry off at light speed to climb a tree when I'm calmly walking by trying to get my jog on. WHAT DA DEAL, SQUIRREL.

10. Would you hire a chauffeur if you had the money to have someone drive you around all the time? Sure. It would give me time to read or do other things instead of driving. I'm sure I'd want to drive every now and then.

11. Do you prefer diners or fast food? I like diners but they're usually pricier and that *******s tipping so I usually just go with fast food because it's cheaper and theres no tip requirement.

12. Do you like Margaritas? Do I ever. I sure do.

13. Do you like Philly-Cheese Steak? I've never had a real one! My friend James from Philly said he'd bring me back one when he comes to stay with me in March 04 for SXSW.

14. Whatever happened to Master P? Some girl backed her huge ass into him and he's pinned to a corner in some dance club.

15. Have you ever been called a 'fuckass'? I don't think so...

16. How the hell do you pronounce the name of that band Sigur Ros? SEE-GURRR RAHZ

17. Ever read any Nietzsche? Yes.

18. Do you like waterslides? I love them.

19. Do you like your food spicy? No. I don't at all.

20. Is TV the downfall of man? It's like the radio. It's main purpose is not to entertain. It's main purpose is to sell you products. They use the shows in between the advertisments to keep you watching and listening.

21. How many sweaters do you own? It's Texas so one?

22. Are you more into having sex, or making love? Both are fine.

23. What was the last speech you gave about? I can't remember at all. That was back in high school.

24. What did you eat for breakfast today? I haven't yet.

25. Don't you hate when you see people you know when you're in your pajamas/look like shit at the convenience store? YES. That is why I would never do that.

26. Really drunk: Vomit/Don't vomit? If I were really drunk then I most likely would vomit, yes.

? I thought you were cultured?

That's just a lot of sweaters.

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Yeah, I am sure it will taste good/be worth it after it has been with him on the plane all day.

Yes, Scotland is the margarita capital of the world.

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He said he would do something to preserve it.

No, I said "are you serious" to Fletcher in response to his collection of sweaters. I told Cap'N'Jazz to get on drinking a Margarita, they are good stuff.