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tear stained glass 09-25-2002 12:00 AM
netphorian impersonation time
 
Hello, my name is Patrick Stein. I enjoy stepping on bunnies whilst masturbating and listening to Oasis.

patrick 09-25-2002 12:01 AM
tell me what to buy so i can be accepted on this message board.

Irrelevant 09-25-2002 12:04 AM
fuck you.

tear stained glass 09-25-2002 12:05 AM
WHY CAN"T THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE OF NETPHORIA BE NICE TO EACH OTHER?

ZERO 09-25-2002 12:07 AM
Right cockdoodle.

And thanks for complementing my sense of style, hoebagdicktwatassmunchindicktrotter.

tear stained glass 09-25-2002 12:12 AM
:P

twice 09-25-2002 12:18 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by killtheyouth:
ok omg so i was reading kierkegaard and muching on some gingersnatch erm i mean snaps and my roommate comes in and is all "lol you're eating snatch" and im like "ummmmmm". So we just stared at each other forever and then omg julio he was talking to me on IM today <3! and he asked "Suze can i skullfuck you, im lonely and have a strange eyebrow" and i'm all umm...i have to read 360 pages of history but i can't because i have to express my irrational hatred of mere caricatures of people on a interconnected information database known as a message board did you know theyre were calling me jewish and omg it made me so mad i cant beleive people on a message board would so "Fear and trembling" is kind of strange you know i really want to be an intellectual but um this reading thing is hard kthxbye.
that was beautiful!

*applauds*

Lie 09-25-2002 12:19 AM
You people are awful.

jenn 09-25-2002 12:29 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by twice:
that was beautiful!

*applauds*
*applauds as well*

oh my god like today my roomate walked in and she had moved over my shampoo to get to her bodywash in the shower is was soo disguisting ihate when people touch my stuff it has her germes on it now its gross i cant wash with it now and i was trying to study and i the phone rang and when it rang i had to get off my bed and WALK over to it ohmygod my life is fuckign terrible and i answered the phone and said "hello" and the other person was like "sorry wrong number" that fukcing asshole i should have told him how much of a fucking effort it was for me to get off my bed adn walk three fuckjing feet to the phone and how he was inturrupting my reading i'm only studing kill me i'm not doing anything wrong julio thinlks that i think that im better than him now i fucking hate him hear that julio i hate you you piece of shit i have to go and eat my mazoh now

Mayfuck 09-25-2002 12:32 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by melancholia:
*applauds as well*

oh my god like today my roomate walked in and she had moved over my shampoo to get to her bodywash in the shower is was soo disguisting ihate when people touch my stuff it has her germes on it now its gross i cant wash with it now and i was trying to study and i the phone rang and when it rang i had to get off my bed and WALK over to it ohmygod my life is fuckign terrible and i answered the phone and said "hello" and the other person was like "sorry wrong number" that fukcing asshole i should have told him how much of a fucking effort it was for me to get off my bed adn walk three fuckjing feet to the phone and how he was inturrupting my reading i'm only studing kill me i'm not doing anything wrong julio thinlks that i think that im better than him now i fucking hate him hear that julio i hate you you piece of shit i have to go and eat my mazoh now
Is that supposed to be Suze? Oh, that's never been done before. Wow, the wit it took to come up with that.

Why are you so dumb?

twice 09-25-2002 12:32 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Mayfuck:
Is that supposed to be Suze? Oh, that's never been done before. Wow, the wit it took to come up with that.

Why are you so dumb?

i give up. WHO?

jenn 09-25-2002 12:34 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Mayfuck:
Is that supposed to be Suze? Oh, that's never been done before. Wow, the wit it took to come up with that.

Why are you so dumb?

you're the one with the inferiority complex. why don't you tell me how i'm a rich white person in private school again? hmm? suze is just an easy as fuck target. she's fun to hassle because she overreacts about everything. she's a nutcase. its funny. hah.

twice 09-25-2002 12:57 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by killtheyouth:
wow self-imitations!
scouse dave?

Mayfuck 09-25-2002 01:02 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by melancholia:

you're the one with the inferiority complex. why don't you tell me how i'm a rich white person in private school again? hmm? suze is just an easy as fuck target. she's fun to hassle because she overreacts about everything. she's a nutcase. its funny. hah.
I wish I were easily amused.



[This message has been edited by Mayfuck (edited 09-25-2002).]

scouse_dave 09-25-2002 01:03 AM
So I was at this club the other night, high on cocaine and drunk out of my mind, and this hot stripper came on to me, but I declined. I get proper chilled out after 14 drinks. I threw down about 200.

I love my job. It beats all of your jobs, you whining manual workers.

a fistful of yen 09-25-2002 01:08 AM
Yeah this Japanese Novel by Shigeaka Nagasaki is incredible. You really should all go out and get it. ******, why are you calling me by my old name? I publicly announced it before...?

Primal Scream
My Bloody Valentine
Some Gay 80's Shit

^those are all great bands, thumbs up

Failure is gay cos he lives in Burbank

LOL

a fistful of yen 09-25-2002 01:13 AM
yeah, so i fucked my girlfriend and i came on the wall. i lathered myself in it and came here to type. oh wait, my g/f isn't real lol.

i was gonna show you this website with dead canadians that got ran over by a car but i forgot the URL

Mayfuck 09-25-2002 01:17 AM
2OBVIOUS4U?

Oblivious 09-25-2002 01:25 AM


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jet set willy 09-25-2002 01:39 AM
AHHhhH!! Going on Netphoria with a rubber (that i fucked my 16 year old girlfriend with about an hour ago) still attatched to my shrivelled dick.

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Oblivious 09-25-2002 01:44 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Graveflower:
You people really need to leave Suze the fuck alone. You're always rushing in to bash her and provoke her at every opportunity, and then wonder why she gets so upset. Fuck you, idiots.

and Kris, fuck you, you demented stalker fuck.
is that supposed to be me?

Samsa 09-25-2002 01:47 AM
wow. for someone as hated as me people sure do spend 100 times more effort into doing a bad impersonation of me than i spend being myself. interesting.

Samsa 09-25-2002 01:49 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by melancholia:

you're the one with the inferiority complex. why don't you tell me how i'm a rich white person in private school again? hmm? suze is just an easy as fuck target. she's fun to hassle because she overreacts about everything. she's a nutcase. its funny. hah.
I overreact to everything? you suddenly hate me because i got irritated with some lame piece of advice you gave me once. seriously.

you people accuse me of caring so much about this place, yet i care so little i make no effort whatsoever to make sense or come off as likeable. and you guys are the ones who capitalize and check for grammatical errors and reply to 'netphorian impersonation threads' just to have a laugh at my expense.

and i'm the one who cares too much?

twice 09-25-2002 01:51 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Samsa:
I overreact to everything? you suddenly hate me because i got irritated with some lame piece of advice you gave me once. seriously.

you people accuse me of caring so much about this place, yet i care so little i make no effort whatsoever to make sense or come off as likeable. and you guys are the ones who capitalize and check for grammatical errors and reply to 'netphorian impersonation threads' just to have a laugh at my expense.

and i'm the one who cares too much?
um...wouldn't posting that you don't care
just show us that you do?

Samsa 09-25-2002 01:53 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by twice:
um...wouldn't posting that you don't care
just show us that you do?
i'm not posting that i don't care. it was an observation about their hypocrisy.

THANKS WATCHDOG!

Samsa 09-25-2002 01:54 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Samsa:
i'm not posting that i don't care. it was an observation about their hypocrisy.

THANKS WATCHDOG!
or maybe i'm even posting because i feel depressed as shit and am doing whatever i can to keep from getting out of bed and taking a shower.

Oblivious 09-25-2002 01:59 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Samsa:


THANKS WATCHDOG!

twice 09-25-2002 01:59 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Samsa:


THANKS WATCHDOG!
http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif my poor heart...why do you hurt me so?



[This message has been edited by twice (edited 09-25-2002).]

jared 09-25-2002 03:04 AM
im better than all of you

KrazeeStacee 09-25-2002 03:05 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by bittertrance:
im better than all of you
NETPHORIA!

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KrazeeStacee 09-25-2002 03:07 AM
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Ihaman 09-25-2002 03:07 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by bittertrance:
im better than all of you
it's me!

jared 09-25-2002 03:09 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by KrazeePumpkin:
NETPHORIA!

winnar

dishpan 09-25-2002 08:36 AM

whatever band youre talking about sucks and you suck for liking them

strange_one 09-25-2002 09:12 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by a fistful of yen:
yeah, so i fucked my girlfriend and i came on the wall. i lathered myself in it and came here to type. oh wait, my g/f isn't real lol.

i was gonna show you this website with dead canadians that got ran over by a car but i forgot the URL

god, I knew I was going to be mentioned in this thread before I even clicked it

strange_one 09-25-2002 09:13 AM
oh and I agree, whoever it was that picked on suze - that was a little harsh

Smiley33 09-25-2002 09:55 AM
Hi Daisy, will you be my friend? I want to take you to a dark alley and stick my throbbing cock in you while looking at preteen porn. Then we can go to an ice cream shop and I can rape you and I'll even get you some ice cream. Then I'll show you my collection of girl's underwear that I stole from their bedrooms because I'm waayyy to shy to ask for it in person http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/wink.gif Then after that I'll untie you!
...Daisy? Where did you go? Hey! http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif I'm sorry I was just joking around! http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif lol see? I'm really not a pervert http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif Well yes I am. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif Daisy, come back! http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif

Samsa 09-25-2002 10:40 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Smiley33:
Hi Daisy, will you be my friend? I want to take you to a dark alley and stick my throbbing cock in you while looking at preteen porn. Then we can go to an ice cream shop and I can rape you and I'll even get you some ice cream. Then I'll show you my collection of girl's underwear that I stole from their bedrooms because I'm waayyy to shy to ask for it in person http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/wink.gif Then after that I'll untie you!
...Daisy? Where did you go? Hey! http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif I'm sorry I was just joking around! http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif lol see? I'm really not a pervert http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif Well yes I am. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif Daisy, come back! http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif
*shudder*

Affect 09-25-2002 12:14 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by scouse_dave:
So I was at this club the other night, high on cocaine and drunk out of my mind, and this hot stripper came on to me, but I declined. I get proper chilled out after 14 drinks. I threw down about 200.

I love my job. It beats all of your jobs, you whining manual workers.
Ha!

Apart 09-25-2002 12:23 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Graveflower:
*whines like a fat bitch*
now THAT was something. haha. i sparked a hostile reaction out of some random fat ass, and i didnt even post anything here! phew! thats a good one.


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