andy capp brand hot fries
 

shit i love these things. i also love spicy popcorn but there weren't any in my vending machine so i went to the store and bought all these hot fries and i'm like . i already ate one little bag now i've cracked into the big bag. man i love spicy starchy crunchy things mm!

Hot Fries played an important role in high school

I was known as "hot fries" on my school's gay little messageboard and I used to leave cryptic messages in little empty hot fries bags on the computer class's door (right next to my journalism class) and i was like the sniper. nobody could fucknig ever find me. they wanted to find my identity and shit, but i don't think they ever did. even though i put something about hot fries in the school paper. crazy little shits! :D


hot fries. i was walking through the halls in school one day with two of my friends. we were on a hot fries hunt. we finally found a vending machine with hot fries and IT ATE OUR MONEY. I was like "oh no you DIH-INT" and blurted out, in the voice of an elderly black man, "LOOKIT ALL DEM HOT FRIES IN 'ERE...SHEEIT" as the vice principal, the resident militant lesbian, drove by in the butchmobile (a golf cart or whatever she fucking rode around the campus).

i like the cheetohs brand hot fries more. because they're like. super duper hot.

but the andy capps ones were the original and they're tasty.

man. last night i was hanging out with my niece and her husband and somehow my nephew in law ronnie started talking about how when melinda(my niece) eats cheetos she licks her fingers clean afterwards and she got all like :o and then somehow ronnie and i started talking about how seasame seeds in poop look like worms and she was all like :o again.

yeah i like hot fries but i hate that they made my fingers all red and icky.

everybody sounds like samsa in here :noway:

andy capp hot fries are orange

cheeto hot fries are red and they're prettier but so fucking hot i can't take it