i am better than your kid
 

http://holly.colostate.edu/~gutheil/kids.html

this is great esp if you work in an office setting:crazy:

"Ding Ding! Here comes the shit-mobile. I've never seen a fire truck that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be saved by this hairy piece of shit. F"

that's my favorite

Old
 

BeautifulLoser posted that ages ago.

Re: Old
 

maybe if you had a job or a life you wouldn't notice

Re: Re: Old
 

You're probably right. Oh well. Maybe I'll get lucky and a bus will crash into me.

"I can't believe how much i rule."

http://maddox.xmission.com/

funny funny site where all that stuff comes from.

"This was a Christmas gift from Kelly to her parents. Good job Kelly, now pack up your shit and find a foster home. If my kids tried to pass this off as a gift, they'd come home from school and find all their shit outside in a box. What a lousy gift, seriously. You give them video games and toys, and they give you some half-assed drawing with a crooked tree. I wonder how much a gift like this would set someone back. Five, maybe ten minutes to find a napkin and some markers? F"

NOT FUNNY

WOW AN ASSHOLE TEASING KIDS. WOW. TAKE THAT CHILDREN

oh come on- you know that shit is funny... i've looked at every single thing on his page