Waking up in the morning and realising that you're OUT OF COFFEE
 

That's a paddlin'.

Go to the coffee shop and come back with some new schtick.

Your schtick is wearing as thin as your suppy of coffee.

My newest coffee schtick is espresso. It is great. I'm wired and it's still the AM.

my schtick's been cappo. We have a machine and thats pretty much all we drink as far as caffeine goes. Very unhealthy. Gut-rot is not my schtick. But it's very, very good.

I'm still in my pj's. Sleeping in usually isn't my schtick, but I've been staying up unusually late.

Don't make fun of my schtick. I'm very sensitive.

I think I'm allowed a little leway on schtick-poking given that my schtick has been the subject of so much schtick-talking.

Too much schtick for one sentence. I've gotta quit using this word, but I'm addicted. Just like caffeine.

WHEN IN ROME

Well, I can live without schtick. But schtick is worse than coffee. It rots my brain, not my gut. schtick that in you coffee mug and drink it.

*sips homemade mocha*