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powered by pear 10-19-2002 12:15 AM
so how would you describe what p.ussy tastes like to someone who doesn't know?
 
go speed racer go

noir cat 10-19-2002 12:15 AM
My s/o thought about that too and he thought they should invent pussy flavored jelly beans.

skippy 10-19-2002 12:17 AM
Are you really powered by pear or is that some band?

powered by pear 10-19-2002 12:17 AM
awe, how quaint.

Undone 10-19-2002 12:18 AM
I'd say--
 
Mild saline like solution. Sorta like 2 parts water, 2 parts snot (not boogers, just regular old snot...), and 0.25 part lemonade.

powered by pear 10-19-2002 12:19 AM
no, it's not some band.

i was supposed to be powered by pears but there wasn't enough letters or something.

but i think it can be cute without the s, too.

hm, i'm starting to sound like suze.

aspecialkid 10-19-2002 12:22 AM
Re: I'd say--
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Undone
Mild saline like solution. Sorta like 2 parts water, 2 parts snot (not boogers, just regular old snot...), and 0.25 part lemonade.
yeah it does taste a bit like lemonade..

spaceboye 10-19-2002 12:29 AM
Kiss me where it smells funny


You came twice last year like a Sears catalog,
Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg,
Well now you're seeing me but soon I'll have you seeing God,
Cause girl I'll get you panting like you're Pavlov's dog,
Like a DC-10: guaranteed to go down,
But baby your black box is the one that I found,
I'll give you the gift that keeps on givin' it won't cost you any money,
Then she grabbed me by the ears and said kiss me where it smells funny.

So down I go like I'm 2000 Flushes,
I can tell I'm doing something right by the way that she blushes,
She's one that's speechless, I'm the one that's tongue tied,
She's thinking holy mackerel I'm thinking tuna on the side,
There must be something wrong with Al Pacino's nose,
Cause the scent of a woman is like rotten tomatoes,
Yeah I'm snorkeling for clams and it doesn't matter if I wanna be,
Don't come up for air until you kiss me where it smells funny.

Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base,
I can tell that the cherry's ripe by the way it tastes,
Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties,
And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty,
Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base,
I can tell that the cherry's ripe by the way it tastes,
Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties,
And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty.

Tessellation 10-19-2002 12:57 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by undivinemartyr
My s/o thought about that too and he thought they should invent pussy flavored jelly beans.
there are lollipops, no joke...

Boner 10-19-2002 01:03 AM
It depends on the bitch's pussy that you are eating.

I've had some that tasted like tuna. And others that had no taste whatsoever. And then one that just tasted great in a I don't know pork chop kind of way. Yeah it tasted like a pork chop it was great.

aspecialkid 10-19-2002 01:10 AM
anyone here had chocolate? i never had,but my buddy likes it,he says its different all together so i dont know what to think cAUSE i also heard "it dont matter cause its all pink on the inside"

Squashing Pineapples 10-19-2002 02:56 AM
it tastes like codfish

bonsor 10-19-2002 02:59 AM
I've never tasted it, but I'm really not all that worried about it. I mean, when you're in the heat of the moment and hormones are rushing, I'm not going to stop and contemplate whether I'm going to eat her out because of the potentially bad taste.

My friend described it to me as something that would smell bad in a petri dish, and pretty good when your face is in a girl's crotch.

patrick 10-19-2002 04:17 AM
like the sweetest of all peaches and cream

scouse_dave 10-19-2002 04:26 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by The Ace of Aces
And then one that just tasted great in a I don't know pork chop kind of way. Yeah it tasted like a pork chop it was great.

Guen 10-19-2002 01:25 PM
it doesn't taste like fish at all. it's like the tastelessness (hopefully) of saliva when you're kissing (though it's thicker than saliva), but with a sort of bittersweet taste on top of that...but with different girls, or even on different days, it'll taste more bitter, more sweet, or more bland, depending on what she eats. it tastes like a bodily fluid, basically. a lot like ejaculate, but not as bitter-salty or thick.

yeah...she won't taste like fish unless she's dirty. the BAD kind of dirty...

Undone 10-19-2002 02:13 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Guen
it doesn't taste like fish at all. it's like the tastelessness (hopefully) of saliva when you're kissing (though it's thicker than saliva), but with a sort of bittersweet taste on top of that...but with different girls, or even on different days, it'll taste more bitter, more sweet, or more bland, depending on what she eats. it tastes like a bodily fluid, basically. a lot like ejaculate, but not as bitter-salty or thick.

yeah...she won't taste like fish unless she's dirty. the BAD kind of dirty...
Thank you sir/ma'am. Right on target.

kypper 10-19-2002 02:19 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Guen
it doesn't taste like fish at all. it's like the tastelessness (hopefully) of saliva when you're kissing (though it's thicker than saliva), but with a sort of bittersweet taste on top of that...but with different girls, or even on different days, it'll taste more bitter, more sweet, or more bland, depending on what she eats. it tastes like a bodily fluid, basically. a lot like ejaculate, but not as bitter-salty or thick.

yeah...she won't taste like fish unless she's dirty. the BAD kind of dirty...
schwing!

Guen 10-19-2002 02:23 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Undone


Thank you sir/ma'am. Right on target.
ma'am.

patrick 10-19-2002 02:55 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Enisled


if you like pussy so much why are you such a fag?
:-*

mpp 10-19-2002 03:25 PM
well let's see here




best i've had: tasteful almost sweet pussy; this girl was a vegetarian but didn't take particularly good care of herself; it was just damn damn good; yummy vegetarians!

Smiley33 10-19-2002 03:27 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by kypper


schwing!
control yourself!

Smiley33 10-19-2002 03:34 PM
I guess you missed it yesterday and the day before. I was Netphoria's little married hausfrau who bows to her husband and does what he says. GO WOMEN'S LIB!

You need a woman to boss you around, kid.

jared 10-20-2002 04:15 AM
it's like cereal....they are all in the same genre of food but they have different tastes and textures

Guen 10-20-2002 01:09 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by bittertrance
it's like cereal....they are all in the same genre of food but they have different tastes and textures
nicely put.

jenny4ever 10-20-2002 02:48 PM
i think it tastes kind of tangy.
i think undone had the right idea with the lemonade thing.

Ketchup 10-20-2002 02:58 PM
Re: I'd say--
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Undone
Mild saline like solution. Sorta like 2 parts water, 2 parts snot (not boogers, just regular old snot...), and 0.25 part lemonade.
winnar!!! i was seriously thinking the snot part... its troo..

10-21-2002 04:08 AM
it tastes like burning!

slugger 10-21-2002 10:48 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Ugly
it tastes like burning!


whoa!!! OUCH

that girl must need to reshave or something.

StillBecomingApart 10-21-2002 10:53 AM
It's better than any dessert out there...


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