am i missing anything?
 

i feel like i've been in a coma or something. are there events going on in 'life' i should know about?

who's uglycherry?

how's idaho?

it's cold here.

PAL televisions make me want to vomit. i can't see how the euro people can watch tv without getting that car sick feeling.

I NEED MY EXTRA 10 FRAMES PER SECOND. OR LESS. OR WHATEVER IT IS.

yes and i'm glad you asked.
first off: scott baio finally moved into my house (he sleeps on the top bunk).
second: justin timberake's new albumn is coming out. scott and i are going to get it the second it comes out and go over to corey fieldman's mom's house to listen to it on her boombox.

...nothing

i wish! those fuckers are sellin like hot cakes.

plus corey haim knawed off most of corey feldman's right arm so i don't think he'll be signing any autographs very soon, unless of course his medicade lawsuite over the coverage of washed up has been related mishaps comes out in his favor. keep your fingers crossed.

Re: improvise, corey!
 

well i guess i can have scotty give him a hand job and then shove a pen in his pee hole.