Netphorian Kingdom
 

This is inspired by melancholia and by some ooooold skool threads...

If Netphoria was a kingdom, what would be your role?
It can be just about anything, from cook to town whore to whatever...

And who would you see as king and queen?

I nominate myself as the depressive manwhore rockstar adorable creepy weirdo of the kingdom :)

I'd see Meow being a good queen... as for the king... Affect maybe?

i'd be the therapist.

id be the guy who lives up in the bell tower whos job it is to watch for fires and ring the bell. id be in there.

i'd be the the rapist

the stylist and provider of inane physical comedy, ie, i'd run into things a lot and fall down and do quasimodo dances

I'd be the creepy old man who wears a dark cloak and wanders around professing that the end is nigh.

I'd be the successor in training.

I would be the corrupt cardinal who would seize power from the king and have my way with the queen. Kind of like Tim Curry's character in that shitty Three Musketeers movie.

i'd be the blueberry-picker, blueberry juice-maker, and blueberry juice-drinker

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Then I'd be the royal concubine ;)

hah! great SNL bit.

(:hurl: heh always wanted to use this smiley)

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I'd be the crazy cat lady :blush:

Kill my pretties... KILL.

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The voice of reason strikes again!:rolleyes:

librarian. or barkeep. it'd be nice to combine the two, in a book-strewn speakeasy kinda way. i guess i'd settle for alcoholic librarian. mmhmm.

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And nails it right between the eyes with a big old gob of cum.
Go wipe your face.

i'm kicking YOU :mad:

i want to be either a beggar or a princess.

the psycho sniper.

Resident magician, but only if I got to work my magic on certain female members of the kingdom. :mrpimp:

i'd be the local ice cream shoppe lady/freelance court photographer

resident chemist :D

cheerleader.

God.

I'd be the crazy baglady who stands on the corners screaming crazy shit and yelling at people to repent.

I'd also ask people for spare change occasionally, and if they don't give me any, scream, "YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HELL!"

Re: you can kick me all you want...
 

will do :banging:

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???

concubine?

that's a big word.

your too educated to be a whore, maybe if someone beats you retarded then you'll be dumb enough to do it.