Can I be the Secret Santa bitch this year?
 

pretty please with a booger on top?

Re: Can I be the Secret Santa bitch this year?
 

Are you responsible? Will you do a good job? I'd like to see some references before I make my decision.

Re: Re: Can I be the Secret Santa bitch this year?
 

yes! I need something to occupy me in those cold, Winter months. I am responsible. And I think I could do a good job with matching people up.

:( please!?

I know I'm a juvenille ape on Netphoria, but I really am normal. I swear. I'm a clean cut, responsible kid. People trust me with their children. I don't have a beard. I wear deodorant. I even look pretty normal. And I'm organized, man.

Look. Don't I look organized and responsible? And not like Animal on the muppet babies? Well, ok, maybe like animal on the muppet babies.

http://batti.20m.com/cgi-bin/i/desi1.jpg ANIMAL!

i was actually thinking of nominating you for the task. so yes.

:D :D :D :D :blush:

haha!! i'm surprised that i've had this much of an affect on this bitch.
heh, maybe she's finally realising just how ugly she really is. poor imbecile. she wuves me so.

YOU SAID WUVES

I think I'm in wuv :blush:

I vote no! which means yes in monkey talk!

yesplease!

<3 my monkey bro and his apelike logic. :blush:

*squeal*

I think Jesus just voted that he hated me!

!!!!
 

I have a Netphorian example! I took some paperwork that Zero (William) mailed me to a government office here in Ottawa to get officialized or whatever and then went to an embassy here and got them stamped or something and they mailed them off for him. And he got it all back in time!

Definately. :D

Re: !!!!
 

Ahead of time even. THe papers were in Calgary before i was.

<3

Re: Re: !!!!
 

:D good. I was worried you wouldn't get them in time because of the time constraints. They actually did their jobs!

but he's overrated!

it's official. --> http://www.netphoria.org/forums/show...&threadid=3161

:)

i think a good idea would be for you to keep track of who's got who so if someone gets stiffed the perp can be exposed and shamed

seriously. it's too bad that we have no way of knowing who didn't send their gifts last year. they shouldn't be allowed to participate this year. fuckers. :(

ok, so I drank antifreeze and I lol'ed at my cunt. Now can I be the Secret Santa bitch?

got my vote

i was very close to death this morning, and my cunt loled at me back. This campaign is costing me my life. Thank you for your vote.