so i'm ready to take a shower
 

i'm all naked and realize i have to pee so i go sit down and i'm wiping myself and the door knocks and i'm all 'yeah?' and it's my roommate and she says my name and starts opening the door! ahh! so i sorta lean over and cover my privates and go 'yeah?' again and then she's all 'oh sorry i didn't realize and closed the door

:( i guess i should start locking the door or something? i wonder if she saw me naked or saw my clothes or just saw that i was on the toilet i dunno it was weird :-/

yeah. tinkle tinkle. don't tell anyone.

oh no :( one time i walked in on my old roommate taking a poop and he was like...holding his weiner or something and reading a book at the same time. i opened it and squealed and he screamed and i said "sorry" as i ran away after shutting the door. i don't even remember why i was going in that bathroom, snce we have two. i didn't know he was in there.

MORAL OF THE STORY = WALKING IN ON PEOPLE IS ALMOST AS DISTURBING AS BEING WALKED IN ON

SOLUTION: LOCK TEH DOOR.

now things feel all weird. i'm waiting to finish downloading this lauryn hill song

took me like 45 mins to dl 50% and then i got fed up and now it's downloaded 50% in like 4 minutes. ugh. i am so lame. shoulda just gone with that one in the firs tplace

but yeah it feels weird like eww u saw me naked although she couldn't have seen much just the idea is embarassing