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Eulogy 10-16-2002 09:35 PM

When do (did) you (used to) consistently get erections?
 
(inspired by relaxor!)

1. Riding in a car.
2. Playing my bass. But not my guitar.

Smiley33 10-16-2002 09:43 PM

boingggggg
 
All day, every day. I have an erection as I type this.

Apart 10-16-2002 09:43 PM

"didnt you kill yourself yet?"
 
awww...the little depressed pussy is going through puberty. how adorable.

strange_one 10-16-2002 09:43 PM

between the years when I was 13-15 I used to get them in class all the time, which was annoying. and also when I went swimming. boing!!

Eulogy 10-16-2002 09:46 PM

Re: "didnt you kill yourself yet?"
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Apart
awww...the little depressed pussy is going through puberty. how adorable.
I'm so far from depressed, it's really not even funny.

But hey, if you'd like to think that I'm depressed, go right ahead.

Apart 10-16-2002 09:47 PM

Re: Re: "didnt you kill yourself yet?"
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Eulogy


I'm so far from depressed, it's really not even funny.

But hey, if you'd like to think that I'm depressed, go right ahead.

wow, a truthful explanation from the little 14 year old pussy. he must actually care what we think! funny...

what else is in store for us, little boy?

Eulogy 10-16-2002 09:50 PM

Re: Re: Re: "didnt you kill yourself yet?"
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Apart


wow, a truthful explanation from the little 14 year old pussy. he must actually care what we think! funny...

what else is in store for us, little boy?

I'll readily admit to being a pussy...it's just a fact. I'm not gonna be insulted by it.

And maybe next I'll do a little jig just for you. :hurl:

Smiley33 10-16-2002 09:50 PM

Re: Re: Re: "didnt you kill yourself yet?"
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Apart


pussy

fuck, only one key word in that one :(

try again, pussy lol

Eulogy 10-16-2002 09:54 PM

So far one person has answered the actual question.

Damn Netphoria.

Smiley33 10-16-2002 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eulogy
So far one person has answered the actual question.

Damn Netphoria.

I DID TOO

:mad:

Eulogy 10-16-2002 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Smiley33


I DID TOO

:mad:

Oh, jesus. How could I forget?!

I'm really sorry. :(

Smiley33 10-16-2002 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eulogy


Oh, jesus. How could I forget?!

I'm really sorry. :(


HOW COULD YOU?

*cries*

*goes off to play with self*

:(

lawson 10-16-2002 10:09 PM

when i watch mtv or the disney channel

Affect 10-16-2002 10:11 PM

I would whenever I had sex. I don't know about you guys.

Eulogy 10-16-2002 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PhantomFM
when i watch mtv or the disney channel
Yeah, I'm sure all those little girls really get you going.

strange_one 10-16-2002 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Affect
I would whenever I had sex. I don't know about you guys.
not all of us were getting snatch when we were 14 dude

KrazeeStacee 10-16-2002 11:06 PM

If I could answer that, I would.

I want a penis :(

Smiley33 10-17-2002 12:07 AM

if i had a penis, i would talk to it. and put makeup on it. and build a little fort for it in my living room! i would name it and sign up for a Social Insurance number for my penis. And we would find a state where we could legally get married. then i would have ribs taken out so i could kiss the bride.

the end :blush:

Squashing Pineapples 10-17-2002 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KrazeePumpkin
I want a penis :(
<----------- APPARENTLY, YEAH

Fattening Ass 10-17-2002 01:56 AM

yeah, sometimes in class when i was in high school. So annoying. :mad:

snickerdoodles 10-17-2002 03:15 AM

hmm
before/just after i came out, it was just about constant.
whenever i was around people.
in class, at beer bashes/orientation, on the bus...

it sucked.

Squashing Pineapples 10-17-2002 03:24 AM

In the bus and when I'm waking up.

relaxor! 10-17-2002 08:26 AM

I'm glad I could make this thread possible.
Anyways, it always happened to me as I got off the bus in the morning. Someone once told me that dramatic temperature shifts can cause erections, so I guess getting off of the warm bus and walking into the cold halls did it for me. Nearly every fucking morning of freshman year. I wore this big ass sweatshirt, and would put my hands in the front pocket and pull it way down over my...pants area. It was horrible, but I wore it every day for that walk to English. Fuck, this is stirring up old anger.

Crono 10-17-2002 10:45 AM

every fucking morning. i don't think i've missed one for years. other then that... it's just random. though if im daydreaming, not about sex, i tend to get one...:think:

twilightfadez 10-17-2002 11:48 AM

yeah, what's up with morning wood?
*ponders*:confused:


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