If you were the sniper, which Netphorian would you snipe first?
 

This should get interesting :)

I wanna get sniped!

Hmmm....Rhino.

if i actually wanted to go through the trouble of sniping any of these wastes of sperm, believe me...it would be done.

hardly worth my time though. only a few empty yet truthful insults here & there are. :o

That NRA praising, gun totin' tweedyburd.

Hey, get on AIM.

Irrelevant.

Billy...

imagine the press release..."Smashing Pumpkins Star Billy Coogan Assasinated by Ape-Worshipping Track Star."

Dead
Samsa
The Sacred & Profane

for starters

Rhino and Affect
:uzi:

Weren't you going to leave, bitch tits?

You.

:warp:

Affect should live, Rhino can even live. Squashing Pinneapples should have the gun jammed up his urethra.

i would snipe julio. not becuz i don't like him or anything. i just would like to cut suze's posting rate in half.

why? so we can discuss your newfound super l337 status? suck a dick, buddy.

im starting to like this guy...

Affy is my bud. I'd be mighty upset if you shot him. :(

Haha, and here I had you pegged as 'most likely to shoot up a school.'

I AM the sniper

What the fuck are you talking about, Rico?

Actually, this is great stuff. I leave this place for about a month and the first topic I click on is you still pushing the same ole' ad hominem assumptions that you seem to keep stored in your head about me. It's nice to know I can always count on your tortured consistency :)

And for someone who apparently hates being made into a 'cartoon,' you sure don't seem to mind falsely caricaturizing someone else for your own amusement.

hm. he just enjoys the idea of a pro-nra person getting snipered out or something. poetic justice. and he just picked your name up i'm sure because you're the only netphorian who can be viewed as maybe pro-nra. you're just an example used for julio's sophisticated sense of humour. you personally don't have much to do with it.

so many....


scouse dave

fear factory

samsa(who IS NOT A JEW)

affect

******

Dude, if the sniper asked me to I would totally help him track you down.

And I know I'm not alone on this.

um yes i am

Eh... I'd do it randomly, damnit, like in GTA3.

Violence is never the answer
:love: :smoke:

Love is the answer and you know that for sure
Love is a flower, you got to let it, you got to let it grow

JOHNWINSTONONOLENNON4U?

JOHNWINSTONLENNON4ME!!!

<3

Good to know I still have the golden touch
 

Re: Good to know I still have the golden touch
 

I changed my answer...you're no longer hated by me! CELEBRATE!!!
:cheers:

I only just severely dislike you, thats all.

Re: Good to know I still have the golden touch
 

*chokes on his sandwich*

Anyway, I'd definitely take out the trolls. All of them.

yeah. you don't get the joke. or not that. you don't get how clever it is to come up with a joke like that. heh. shows a truly unique thought process.

Sure I don't.

bittertrance, Crippler, Omega Concern, Debaser, Affect, etc.

HOW SOPHISTICATED!#!@#$

Originally posted by Samsa
you're just an example used for julio's sophisticated sense of humour.

Pretty fucking sophisticated humor. Isn't great how people can write off otherwise bad humor as either "really dry" or "sophisticated."

Yeah, we just don't get it. We're not that sophisticated.

"Can I get a price check on Aisle 10 please. Price check on Aisle 10. Thank you."

Yeah, like that would work.
 

omigod. i was just sitting in my hospital bed and there's this iv bag on my left side and i've been looking at it all day and its full of liquid. omg. but it doesn't look like its dripping anymore - should i be worried? and then there's this lady who is in the bed next to mine. she is giving me the most irritated-looking glares even though i'm not doing anything except watching home and garden television and posting on netphoria and laughing every once in a while. i don't know what her problem is. should i say something? the night nurse is also acting strangely. she forgot to apply my salve three days ago and i was about to ring the bell but i thought the lady in the next bed would become even more bothered so i didn't and now my leg is really starting to hurt. i don't know what i should do.

Re: Yeah, like that would work.
 

LOL