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kypper 10-15-2002 11:50 PM
I love my wife.
 
She does me so well.
<3 desi.

Dizzery: tell me happy birthday
Kypdev: go home

:D

Johnny Zoloft 10-15-2002 11:51 PM
good for you, sir! everyman needs a fuckable wife.

Affect 10-15-2002 11:51 PM
Shallow as fuck.

melancholymystic 10-15-2002 11:52 PM
I love my fiance.

Crippler 10-15-2002 11:53 PM
Goody gumdrops.

Guen 10-15-2002 11:54 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Johnny Zoloft
good for you, sir! everyman needs a fuckable wife.
nah. he could always resort to the everywhore.

kypper 10-15-2002 11:57 PM
Let me clarify.
She masqueraded as me on my AIM. It was funny.
:rolleyes: retards.

Guen 10-15-2002 11:59 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by kypper
Let me clarify.
She masqueraded as me on my AIM. It was funny.
:rolleyes: retards.
*leaves thread*

Smiley33 10-16-2002 12:01 AM
WHAT THE FUCK ALL I SAID WAS 'GO HOME'

AJKSDFHAL

relaxor! 10-16-2002 12:01 AM
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Originally posted by melancholymystic
I love my fiance.
I love my finance.

sawdust restaurants 10-16-2002 12:12 AM
Fuck you. I fucking love motherfucking hippies. You see me making a thread about hippies? No. Shut the fuck up. Cuntmuncher.

Smiley33 10-16-2002 12:13 AM
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Originally posted by sawdust restaurants
Cuntmuncher.
and HOW!

....hey, i have an idea for a thread now!

Guen 10-16-2002 12:13 AM
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Originally posted by sawdust restaurants
Fuck you. I fucking love motherfucking hippies. You see me making a thread about hippies? No. Shut the fuck up. Cuntmuncher.
what the hell's wrong with cuntmunching...:confused:

Kalsedony 10-16-2002 12:14 AM
I wish I had a wife.

Affect 10-16-2002 12:14 AM
I'm willing to bet that the ring on her finger is way fucking small. Yet it's probably larger than his brain, wallet, and penis.

Smiley33 10-16-2002 12:19 AM
wedding band
 
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18k is too soft though :( i'm too fucking reckless for it to survive my life.

Kalsedony 10-16-2002 12:19 AM
Affect=a true romantic.

Affect 10-16-2002 12:21 AM
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Where's da rock? You seriously need at least 3/4 carats.

Here's the one that I bought.

bonsor 10-16-2002 12:23 AM
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Originally posted by melancholymystic
I love my fiance.
Aren't you like, 12?

Affect 10-16-2002 12:24 AM
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Originally posted by ******
Aren't you like, 12?
Sounds like that other dumb fifteen year old kid.

"Everything is going to work out perfectly for me. I'm the smartest person I know."

Johnny Zoloft 10-16-2002 12:26 AM
...*grumblegrumble*...cuntmuncher....*grumble*...

Smiley33 10-16-2002 12:26 AM
nice.

but rocks belong on engagement rings, not wedding bands!

and my engagement ring was beautiful and did have quite a nice fucking rock. and a dainty band, which is important, because i hate chunky rings.

bonsor 10-16-2002 12:27 AM
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Originally posted by Affect
Sounds like that other dumb fifteen year old kid.

"Everything is going to work out perfectly for me. I'm the smartest person I know."
i already know how that one's going to end.

Affect 10-16-2002 12:31 AM
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Originally posted by Smiley33
nice.

but rocks belong on engagement rings, not wedding bands!

and my engagement ring was beautiful and did have quite a nice fucking rock. and a dainty band, which is important, because i hate chunky rings.
Quit making excuses, Ms. CZ. Wedding rings should have a rock. I don't know about how Canada's gears turn, but down here we add the wedding band to the engagement ring.

Affect 10-16-2002 12:32 AM
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Originally posted by ******
i already know how that one's going to end.
Truth be known, it's likely going to end up in suicide. Those certain dreams will one day fail him.

Smiley33 10-16-2002 12:35 AM
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Originally posted by Affect
Quit making excuses, Ms. CZ. Wedding rings should have a rock. I don't know about how Canada's gears turn, but down here we add the wedding band to the engagement ring.
engagement rings have big rocks! wedding bands should be solid!

CZ? :-/

you wear them together, but they're not attached. and i've alreadly lost the engagement ring once. :(

Affect 10-16-2002 12:38 AM
Welcome to Excuseberg.

U mayor?

Lie 10-16-2002 12:39 AM
Personally, I wouldn't really care for an engagement ring. If I ever get married, the wedding band is going to be the most important thing, because I don't have any desire to wear a huge fucking rock on my finger for the rest of my life.

kypper 10-16-2002 12:43 AM
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Originally posted by Lie
Personally, I wouldn't really care for an engagement ring. If I ever get married, the wedding band is going to be the most important thing, because I don't have any desire to wear a huge fucking rock on my finger for the rest of my life.
Hrrm... where was your sphere of influence to my wallet months ago?

Affect 10-16-2002 12:45 AM
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Originally posted by Lie
Personally, I wouldn't really care for an engagement ring. If I ever get married, the wedding band is going to be the most important thing, because I don't have any desire to wear a huge fucking rock on my finger for the rest of my life.
Don't worry. The trucker that you will one day marry can only afford the Walmart Price Cut 12k gold band. Things will work out perfectly.


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