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Q: When do you know it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?
A: When the big hand is on top of the little hand.

Q. what's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?




A. one walked on the moon, and the other fucks little boys.

Q. What is the leading cause of diarrhea in children under the age of 5?

A. Michael Jackson.

"Shut up kid or ill send you to michael jacksons house !"

This isnt a jackson joke but it could be adapted.
"theres a farmer who owns a huge lot of land and he is driving round on his tractor one day and he sees a little boy stood on top off the cliff, he drives over and sais
"what are you doing out here all on your own ?"
the boy replies, "you see that burning wreck down there, that was my parents car , my family just plunged off this cliff to there fiery deaths and i jumped out just at the right time"
The farmer undoes his flies and sais "this isnt your day then is it?"

that's the best one ever, fattening.

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ah mammories.

*hugs for fattening!!*

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That's the one I had in mind.


What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.

He asked his wife's doctor how soon after the birth could he have sex. The doctor told him he should wait until the kid is at least
12 or 13 years old.

How do you know if there's a party at Michael Jackson's house?
There are a dozen Big Wheels parked in the driveway.

What's brown and commonly found in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand. (Well, I know he's really pale white, but still...)

I saved this one because it's funny. I forget who originally posted this.

Q: What do Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?

A: They both love to stick their meat between 8 year old buns

what do michael jackson and k-mart have in common?



little boys pants half off


or something stupid like that.. ugh i'm bored :(