Digging through the lost and found
 

I got an umbrella and an earpiece for my cellphone

that earpiece probably came out of someone's ass. come to think of it, the umbrella probably did too.

What else was in there?

a couple notebooks, a spiral notebook, one of those expandable folders, a biking glove, a student ID, cocoa butter and another umbrella.

Whenever I looked in the lost and found boxes at school, I'd find pictures of kids I'd never seen before ever. There were also usually tons of nasty clothes, clothes that didn't look like clothes, pictures of old people, and bad romance novels.

by 'lost and found', do you mean 'dumpster behind a dirty pizza parlour'?

i'm going to write music and my first song will be called "I found a hooker in the lost and found."

Will you dedicate it to me.

no. i mean the lost and found at work.

I picked up my copy of Metallica's Black Album in the lost and found at my school.

actually, it's for my friend ghetto_squirrel. <3

but i'll dedicate "toby rhymes with nairobi but he's not black" to you.

Awesome! <3

k.

my friend works in a hospital and said that they have a box of stuff that came out of peoples asses. she said there was an old spice bottle, a pen, and some guy's ass just completely swallowed a pink dildo, apparently he stuck it up there and it got sucked up and hung a left. she said the x ray was pretty funny, but they didn't let the guy know the whole floor saw it.

OMG!11 THEN 1 CAN SELL TEH MP3 SORCED CDRS ON EBLAY!!11

yeah, i think it's best if no one actually pays for that album.

...and you still felt ripped off?

One of my acquaintance's mom used to work at this high school that was sort of stuck up etc. and noone would ever get anything from the lost and found because...ummm I have no idea I guess they thought it was uncool or something....so she would get tons of jewelry and really nice clothes and stuff. Go figure.

my cousin is a nurse and you wouldn't believe the horror stories she has. The things people stick inside themselves....*shudder*. People are just strange, strange, strange. And nasty to boot.