astrology test
 

whether or not you believe this stuff, read what it says about your sign:

http://www.findyourfate.com/astrology/astrology.htm

then come back and post what your sign is and whether or not you agree with the personal traits.

I think mine is pretty accurate. (Libra). It even says I'm 'fickle'. http://forums.netphoria.org/wwwboard/icons/icon10.gif

I am a Leo:
I agree that I am Ambitious, positive, independent and self-confident.
I also agree that I am stubborn.
this also is true, " Although, they may suffer from short bouts of depression when life doesn't meet their expectations, they bounce back quickly and move on with their normal cheerful and demonstrative nature."

Main negative traits: Conceited, arrogant, laziness.--oh so true :(

"With a tendency toward chronic complaining, a Cancerian will never let you forget an error."

i'm not a complainer. really. it's sick.

the rest is accurate enough.

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true: They are idealists, and this seems to keep them going even when thereare disappointments which smash their plans. They have a tendency to get over zealous when they are interested in something. They are believers, and what they believe in, they are willing to fight for. They are both loyal and independent at the same time. They manage to balance both traits.

true: Sagittarians are usually modest and often spiritual, with strong values. They like rituals. They are profound thinkers, and are gifted with foresight and good judgment. They are avid learners, love to initiate new projects and make great researchers.

true: They study quickly with keen minds. They have an expectant attitude and a penchant for new experiences, which may account for the fact that Sagittarians are noted for their longevity. They are often intuitive and original thinkers. Better at adapting than inventing.

true: Because of their independent nature, maintaining a close personal relationship is difficult.


Main positive traits: Honest, open-minded, staight forward, ethical, charitable, generous, good sense of humor. i think that all of that is for the most part true of my character.

true: Sagittarians have a quick temper and a biting tongue, often speaking before giving forethought to the full effect of their words. Their rage may pass quickly, but the stinging of their comments often remains. i always thought that was an attribute of my borderline personality disorder. heh.

so, so true: There is also a side of the Sagittarian that is quite superstitious.Sagittarians can also be very restless people wanting to know everything that is going on around them and wanting to go everywhere. They become bored when they are surrounded by people or situations they are not interested in. They have a tendency to be unconcerned or seem unaware of the thoughts and feelings of others.


Main negative traits: exaggerating, blunt, impatient, pushy, tactless, talks too much. it's all true :(

The basic Libran nature is diplomatic and charming. Libras have an idealistic and generally peace loving nature. They are easygoing and sociable. Librans are considered by many astrologers to be among the most civilized of the twelve signs. Often good looking, they exude certain elegance, charm and fine taste.

As lovers of beauty and harmony, both in art and life, their nature is gentle and kind. Pleasure oriented people, Libras are intuitive and very aware of the power of image. They are happiest when socializing, and at the top of their social strata. You will find many Librans in local organizations volunteering their time and services and rising to a position of prominence. They are fence sitters and will not take a stand on an issue, but prefer the middle of the road, until they are forced to choose. They make good diplomats .

They are known to be objective and impartial in making judgment calls. They are more interested in making friends than enemies, and are willing to go along with others and do whatever it takes to maintain a relationship.

Very sociable, they abhor cruel or vicious actions, and shy away from vulgar and offensive behavior. They prefer to cooperate and compromise, and will give up, even when they feel they are in the right, rather than put up with the ordeal of an argument. Discord makes them totally insecure, and uncomfortable. They need and want harmony in their lives, and will do whatever it takes to have it.

i don't buy into astrology, but i have a friend who does. according to her i'm strongly libra because not only is my solar sign libra, but several of my planet signs are as well.

i'm capricorn.

this made me laugh, because it's true, especially lately in my workplace:

Their naturally pessimistic nature explains their wry sense of humor, which some think is no humor at all. They can spread gloom and tension in a minute and are quite capable of depressing everyone else around them.

it's all true.
 

Geminis are expressive folk, and this they manifest beyond mere speech.

On the turn of a moment, Gemini can become cynical, biting, moody and quickly angered

Once something is familiar , the interest wears thin and the need for new worlds to investigate grows strong again. Geminis are fickle. This is not intentional, it is their basic nature to be so.

Main negative traits: Superficial, short attention span, restless, nervous, nervous, lacks concentration, conniving.

Geminis are seldom what they seem to be. Chameleon like, they will take a stand, voice an opinion, decide on an option and then completely change their mind tomorrow.

They prefer to skim the surface of many things, than to get deeply involved in any one particular interest.

Hahahahahahahaha FUCK YOU GUYS.

It's no wonder Julio is one too.

that was a little harsh?!

dont you think?!?!!

he's a gemini too

I meant "fuck you" to Netphoria, all other signs, Joe Montana, the guy who got raped by a donkey on that Fox show tonight and every girl who hasn't fucked me when I wanted them to.

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH JAMI IS A CANCER TOO

but i'm two astrological signs at once. polar opposite ones. death and rebirth. fire and water.

ASFJKL;ASDJFL;KASDJFL;KAJSD;FJASLSDFKJSD;LKFJD

Aries is the first sign of the zodiac, and is ruled by the Mars. This represents offensive power and begins at the spring equinox. In Aries we move from the potential to the actual; from dormant to active participation. Desire, initiative, courage and action are words which best describe Aries.

Personal traits

Openness, enthusiasm and individualism are the main traits of the Arians. They are outspoken, alert, quick to act and speak. They prefer to speak than to listen. Arians are ambitious, with lots of drive and a strong will to lead. They are poor followers. Fiercely independent, they usually take the side of the underdog in any controversy. They are champions of lost causes and losing battles. This trait is due to a strong belief in their own abilities to turn any situation around.

Arian values are more intellectual than spiritual. Primarily people of action, they demonstrate little subtlety or cunningness. Frank and amiable, they make quick decisions, and grasp ideas very quickly. They are also quick to anger, Arians are known for their impatience, and are prone to be arrogant.

Arians have a strong self image, the ability to think fast and size up most situations in an instant. Arians calculate risks with lightning speed and make decisions accordingly. An adage that fits the Arian well is 'A straight line is the shortest distance between two points'. Arians don't waste time and energy beating around the bush, they come straight to the point, and leave the bodies where they fall.

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The ruler of Pisces is Neptune. Its symbol represents a pair of sea horses or sea lions yoked together. They dwell in the innermost regions of the sea, which is symbolic of life after death or regeneration. The image also represents a duality, the struggle of the spiritual soul within the physical body.

Personal Traits

Pisceans are the most malleable of the twelve signs. They possess a gentle, patient nature, but one that is in want of molding. They can be impressed by and completely absorbed into their environment.

Pisces adapts to their surroundings, good or bad. They are generous, friendly, good natured people with a true sense of kindness and compassion. They are sensitive to everything around them including the feelings of others. They are popular folk because of their easygoing and likable manner.They have an uncanny sense of perceiving what a person is in need of, and delivering it. They are not initiators, but rather allow circumstances and events to motivate them, and then they respond.

Pisceans are not practical people. They are too ephemeral for normal day to day living in the world. They are sensitive and instinctual rather than intellectual or mechanical.When, however, they do find the right container, they are capable of some incredible deeds. They will become completely absorbed in a chosen path, to the exclusion of everything else.

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"Librans can be changeable and indecisive,impatient of routine, boringly conventional and timid . Because they are slow to anger, Librans will shock everyone around them with their sudden outbursts of rage." http://www.public.iastate.edu/~wsthu...tional/nod.gif :o

"In a profession or business, Librans often succeed as administrators, lawyers, antique dealers, civil servants. Finance is also a fair field, as Libras are trustworthy in handling other people's money.

Naturally creative and artistic, some Librans are gifted fashion designers. Librans make good doctors.Large number of them also drift into the law field." http://www.public.iastate.edu/~wsthu...tional/nod.gif :o

"They are gifted with a strong sense of justice and fair play, and have fine analytical abilities." http://www.public.iastate.edu/~wsthu...tional/nod.gif

"They are known to be objective and impartial in making judgment calls. They are more interested in making friends than enemies, and are willing to go along with others and do whatever it takes to maintain a relationship.

Very sociable, they abhor cruel or vicious actions, and shy away from vulgar and offensive behavior. They prefer to cooperate and compromise, and will give up, even when they feel they are in the right, rather than put up with the ordeal of an argument. Discord makes them totally insecure, and uncomfortable. They need and want harmony in their lives, and will do whatever it takes to have it." mmhmm

Virgo
 

Here are the parts that I think are true about me...

The Virgo character is precise, refined, and a lover of cleanliness, hygiene and order. Conventional, with a rather reserved manner. They are usually observant, shrewd, critical, and patient. Virgos are undemonstrative due to a coolness in their nature.

Quietly reserved, Virgos are polite and soft spoken people. Unassuming, outwardly cheerful and agreeable, they can be sensible, discreet, wise and witty, with an understanding of other people's problems which they tackle with deftness.
They are meticulous planners, considering every detail and its effect.

When confronted with obstacles, they stay calm and rational and work on finding a solution rather than loosing their cool. This calmness is sometimes seen as being cold and calculating.

They have a basic distrust in their nature, not only of other people but themselves as well.

Their mental bend gives them the ability to analyze and solve the most complicated problems. Hard workers and conscientious, they are perfectionists with little tolerance for shoddy work.

On the negative side, Virgos have a penchant for turning molehills into mountains, difficulties into stress, and cleanliness into obsessive behavior. They can make themselves so useful to others, it often leaves them vulnerable to exploitation. They need to avoid being shy or inhibited when it comes to dealing with others interests as well as with their personal interests.

i want to kill god.

But Jesus loves you.

Re: it's all true.
 

;)

Hey, I think I passed the test!
 

"Taureans tend to be slow, methodical, practical and reserved. They are also stolid, tenacious and determined. Possessing tremendous willpower and self-discipline, they are inclined to stick to tried and traditional methods. Their greatest satisfaction derives from results produced directly by their own personal efforts rather than by others."

Well, I am slow... in learning, in doing stuff, whatever.
I do prefer doing a mathmatical problem with using a method, and I am really slow when it comes to math. I would like to think I'm practical. I dunno about reserved. Will power and self discipline? Maybe later on inmy life I will experience that.


"Roots are very important to the Taurean. A sense of permanence, a feeling of security is essential. Generally an easygoing person, slow to anger, but once roused is known for a ferocious temper. Very difficult to deal with when angry. Usually set off by jealousy due to a possessive nature. Loyalty is important to a Taurus, and a true friend of a Taurean will speak well of their great generosity.
Honesty, integrity and dependability are notable Taurean characteristics. The calm, pleasant, and well intentioned Taurus exterior belies the volcanic temper that can erupt when sufficiently aroused. The bright side of the stubborn bull's nature is, they are incredibly and uncompromisingly loyal to their friends. Established slowly, a Taurus friendship can, and often lasts a lifetime."

Yeah, not too many things piss me off. I don't know if I'm dangerous when I'm angry or anything. I'm so nonthreatening. Too nonthreatening, in fact. I should work on that. Maybe learn some martial arts or something.

I do need a sense of security, always. I don't like to take too many risks. I want to be secure in my relationship and financially. Which leads to:

"Persistence, thoroughness and single-mindedness that can take on dogmatic qualities are the hallmarks of the Taurean personality. No detail will ever be overlooked by the eyes of a Taurean. Motivated by a desire to obtain and accumulate physical possessions, they can be compulsive in their intensity to secure an ample supply of everything they consider important."

"Positive Traits

Taureans are warm, loving, gentle and charming most of the time. Motivated by self preservation, the Taurean is not a risk taker and weighs every decision carefully, in a slow and methodical manner. To more impulsive people, the Taurean is a bore. Opinionated and stubborn, once a Taurean makes a decision, it is written in stone. nobody can alter it.Basically physical people, they prefer the known to the unknown and the tried to the new. They love the earth, possessions, and generally treat those they love as sacred possessions.

Main positive traits: Stable, dependable, practical, conventional,determined and patient.

Negative Traits

Taureans can be very caring and warmhearted but there is a tendency to be extremely jealous, possessive and very stubborn. Taurus must strive to keep an open mind because his strong personal convictions can blind him to the ideas of others. Risks are taken only if it is absolutely necessary and only after much consideration. This is a sign that's slow to change and would prefer a steady routine in life.me

Main negative traits: Possessive, stubborn, materialistic, lazy. "

Yeep. Yes, I am indeed very lazy. That whole part is pretty true...

"Profession

Prosperous at developing and maintaining wealth, Taureans do well in banking and finance. In business, they shine in fields concerned with the earth and money. Architect, builder, gardener or accountant, financier, banker, auctioneer, real estate broker, are all professions which attract a Taurus. They may even possess a good singing voice as music may be said to be a Taurean art. Many Taureans have a find real pleasure in gardening. Gifted with a natural artistic nature, they also may excel as crafts workers."
:noway: dude... banking? MATH??? No fucking shitting way. I do like the idea of wealthiness and shit... and as for gardening. I can barely stand outside with all the misquetos biting. Nature's nice when I'm looking at it through the window in an airconditioned house... :D

Sagittarians are positive people.They have a bright outlook on life, are enterprising, full of energy and vitality. Versatile, adventurous and eager to expand their range beyond the comfortable and familiar. They enjoy travel and exploring, and their minds are continually searching for new experiences. They are ambitious, optimistic folk, and nothing seems to get them down.
I agree with that, but I do get down from time to time.

They are idealists, and this seems to keep them going even when thereare disappointments which smash their plans. They have a tendency to get over zealous when they are interested in something. They are believers, and what they believe in, they are willing to fight for. They are both loyal and independent at the same time. They manage to balance both traits.
That's true.

Sagittarians are usually modest and often spiritual, with strong values. They like rituals. They are profound thinkers, and are gifted with foresight and good judgment. They are avid learners, love to initiate new projects and make great researchers.
Not too great foresight, but other than that.

They study quickly with keen minds. They have an expectant attitude and a penchant for new experiences, which may account for the fact that Sagittarians are noted for their longevity. They are often intuitive and original thinkers. Better at adapting than inventing, they work well in collaboration with others. A strong-will and good organization ability combined with their other talents usually bring any project they undertake to a successful conclusion.
I'm not at all organized, but yeah.

Personal Traits

Pisceans are the most malleable of the twelve signs. They possess a gentle, patient nature, but one that is in want of molding. They can be impressed by and completely absorbed into their environment.

YES

Pisces adapts to their surroundings, good or bad. They are generous, friendly, good natured people with a true sense of kindness and compassion. They are sensitive to everything around them including the feelings of others. They are popular folk because of their easygoing and likable manner.They have an uncanny sense of perceiving what a person is in need of, and delivering it. They are not initiators, but rather allow circumstances and events to motivate them, and then they respond.

YES/NO/YES

Pisceans are not practical people. They are too ephemeral for normal day to day living in the world. They are sensitive and instinctual rather than intellectual or mechanical.When, however, they do find the right container, they are capable of some incredible deeds. They will become completely absorbed in a chosen path, to the exclusion of everything else.

UH... NO. AND YES

Positive Traits
Pisceans do best in an environment where they can exercise their imaginations and intuitive nature. They are gifted artistically. They are versatile and tend to understand things by absorption rather than logic. They are loyal, home-loving, kind and generous. They are receptive to new ideas and circumstances.

I GUESS

They often make excellent artists in all fields because they have great imaginations.They possess wonderful creativity which is demonstrated in music, literature, drama and art. They appreciate luxury and pleasure, and are ripe for new sensations. When they travel, they prefer remote, exotic places.

NO/YES

Main positive traits: Understanding, instinctive, compassionate, artistic, sacrificing, charitable.

MAYBE


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Negative Traits

Piscean characters are absent minded. They don't fare well in a controlled or fixed environment and generally rebel against convention. Pisceans wage only a personal battle.They can be so subtle, sensitive and emotional that they end up being a real drain on ones resources. In business they can be unreliable, idle, careless, impractical and ineffective. The negative side of Pisces is often fickle, a gossip, indiscreet, and gullible.

YES. NOT THE LAST BIT

Pisces is easily misled because they want to believe. No matter how often they are led astray by vacant promises, they keep the faith and go on looking for their personal ideal. Their dreamy and impractical natures are a source of distress to those close to them.Being a mixture of an optimist and a pessimist , they find it difficult to make up their minds on any issue.

I CAN'T DECIDE LOL

Main Negative traits: Pessimistic, impractical, unrealistic, fearful, emotionally restrained, melancholy.

I THINK THIS APPLIES TO MOST OF NETPHORIA, BUT SURE


Profession

In the career department, they are better working by themselves than for someone else. Their sympathy equips them for careers in charity, catering to the needy, as a nurse, looking after the sick, or as a veterinarian, caring for animals.

I WISH I COULD WORK FOR MYSELF

They have a love of water, and can be found in work that keeps them near the sea. Pisces creativity *******s a natural ability to imitate or mirror another person as well as enter into their feelings. These attributes make them wonderful character actors, and many Pisceans find great fulfillment on stage or in films.

WELL I DO CHANGE DEPENDING ON WHO I'M AROUND , BUT I'M HARDLY A BIG-SCREEN ACTOR. I DON'T LIVE NEAR THE SEA, ALTHOUGH IT WOULD BE NICE. I DON'T LIKE GETTING WET THOUGH

Pisces sense of others, is an ability that makes them effective in civil service and the legal arena. Many in law enforcement and the judicial system are Pisceans. Their intuitive and spiritual qualities can lead them into careers in religion or to service as mediums and mystics. Still others are creative cooks and chefs. Because of their versatility and plasticity, they often follow several vocations during their lifetime.

HOW CONCISE


,b>Whether actually sick, or suffering from hypochondria, they are so demanding that they can wear out anybody's patience. When they feel rejected or lonely they may turn to drugs or alcohol for comfort.They should avoid this attitude.They lack decisiveness and are easily diverted from their purposes.
Pisceans are most likely to suffer from nervous disorders, insomnia, anemia and despondency. They should live in bright, sunny and dry climates and should take good excercise. Pisceans should avoid their restlessness to make life more meaningful.

YES/NO/YES/YESNONONONO/I'M LOST NOW/THE SEA ISN'T DRY/SO SHOULD EVERYONE/:(

i'm pisces and they got it about 50% right...