Some glasgow rangers jokes
 

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come people we all like a bit of bigotory, and we are rife with it. So in honour i have decided to share some cetic football supporters club jokes with you.

A hun is a rangers fan

Q : what do you get when you cross a hun with a pig
A : Dont know, there are some things even a pig wont do


a van driver used to amuse himself every day by scaring the shit out of hunsd he sw walking down the street.
he would swerve as if to hit them, and then at the last minute swerve back just mising him.

One day he was driving along the road and he sees a priest tumbing for a lift.He decided to do his good deed for the day and stops for the priest.

'where are you going father' he asks

'i am going to say mass at St joesephs three miles down the road' came the reply

as they drove down the road the driver saw a hun walking down the street with out thinking he automnatically swerved as if to hit him, totally forgetting about the priest beside him.

he emembers and swerves back just missing the hun, he was sure he never hit him but he heard a thud all the same , ' sorry father i amlost hit a rangers supporter walking down the road there'


'Its ok' my son replied the priest

' got the fucker with door'

haha

what possessed you to post that on netphoria

What kind of fan are you if you're not a Rangers fan?

a hearts fan!?!?!?

wtf!&£

Heh. I have no idea what is going on. I'm just a dumb american and we call it soccer and we don't have hooligans. I wish we did have hooligans. Urine bombs sound entertaining.

Sure we do. They only seem to show up at White Sox games though.

No idea callum i as really bored and was sent home from work.

Cetlic all the way

Actually those jokes are a lot better if you replace "hun" with "mexican."

why ?

You would understand if they kept swimming to Scotland and sneaking in.

Leave my Texas Rangers alone. Even though they're f'n awful and have lost 9 in a row and 10 of 12, they still have fun players to watch.

Viva el Gonzalez!

Its glasgow rangers we were talking about ?

mexicans:
Dont they deserve the right to try for a better life.